Johnny Black

Johnny Black

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It's impossible to give you the slightest notion of what sensations Johnny will leave you with. Well, here are a few: abomination, adoration, adulation, amazement and astonishment. We haven't gone to 'b' yet..

Biography

Johnny Black is Washington DC's 'enfant terrible'. His smash hit "Snakehead Fish Blues" established him as an underground sensation. Johnny performs solo or as a five piece lounge band. Add the JB Horn Section and the Johnny Black Dancers to the equation and leave your audience with a Go-Go experience they will never forget!

Lyrics

Devil's Disco

Written By: Johnny Black

Opposites attract but not for too long...

Donuts

Written By: John O'Connor

A COMEDY/DRAMA IN THREE ACTS INCLUDING A SONIC INTERMEZZO

1. Act: Johnny Black Drives To Creamy Crisp Donut In His Black Cadillac

"They are sugary, sweet, Bavarian cream filled.
You can stuff it / stuff it / stuff it in your mouth.
One time I ate 3 dozen donuts without breathing.
... and South of the border they eat chalupas, they do not have donuts.
They got chalupas, they are sugary fried dough,
sort of like a donut, but not really, cause it aint got no hole!
Deep fried, sugar filled, high anxiety calorie pills!"

2. Act: Young, Devoted Creamy Crisp Donut Employee On Sugar High

"Gimme all that good stuff! Gimme all that good stuff right now!
I want it all! I want it all! I want it all!
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, ...
Give it all to me! I want it all! I want it now! I want it now! I want it all!
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, ..."

- Sonic Intermezzo: Creamy Crisp Donut Employee Temporarily Losing It -

"I am coming back, I am coming back, coming back!
Skew, skew, skewn, skew, skown, skewn, skooter, skootertime,
bicycle, vegetables, there, here we go, up, up, up and away!
Get down with your bad self! Coming back! Coming back!
Around the corner, back attack, back attack, around the corner,
here we come:

Dou..., dou..., do-nut!
Donut, donut, donut. Donut? Donut! Donut hole! Donut hole!
Do not whole the hole! Do not whole the hole!
The whole donut has a hole in the whole of the donut: the donut hole!
It is not the whole of the donut, yet the donut has a hole.
So you can say: The whole donut is the whole donut, but the donut has a hole.
And where is the hole? The hole is right

IN THE CENTER!
In the center, in the center, in the center, in the center!
In the middle!
In the center, the center of the donut , that is where the hole is,
it is in the center, the center of the:

DOU...NUT
In the center of the donut is the hole.
The hole is where nothing is at, and yet it is the center.
The center has to have something, yet there is nothing.
So it is the hole of the donut, not the whole of the donut,
because the whole of the donut is the donut itself.
Does it make sense? Is my hypothesis true?
Check your feelings, check your thoughts!
See if you can prove it to be untrue.

The hole of the donut is the crux of the biscuit! The whole donut!
But we are talking donuts, not biscuits.
It is like apples and oranges: it doesn't make sense,
it don't line up, it's not on the same chart!

Donuts and biscuits, donuts and biscuits...

It's the PRINCE of foods!"

3. Act: Johnny Black At Creamy Crisp Donut

"Welcome to Creamy Crisp Donut!
Can I take your order, please?"

"Ah, yeah! Can I get, ah, 4 dozen glazed donuts, 2 dozen chocolate glazed,
4 dozen jelly filled, one dozen strawberry filled, one dozen blueberry filled,
a box of coolers, 4 dozen chocolate cake, a dozen apple strudels,
and a small pepsi?"

"Gimme a glazed, gimme a chocolate, chocolate frosted! I do not care!
I like donuts and donut holes! Powdered, creamfilled, jelly,
gimme a strawberry!
... gotta love them donuts!
Donuts are good for you, they got a lot of vitamins and great fillings."

"Ah, yes sir! That is 4 dozen glazed, 2 dozen chocolate glazed, 4 dozen jelly,
one dozen strawberry, a dozen blueberry, a dozen coolers,
4 dozen chocolate cake, a dozen apple strudel, and a small pepsi, $119.70.
Thank you very much and drive around!"

Discography

FRANKENFISH - Total Loss Records 2002
PUNKANTATIONS - Total Loss Records 2005

Set List

Setlists include material from both album releases.