Jon Levine
Hater, procrastinator, pessimist, slob, insane, loser, crazy, glutton, nobody, misunderstood, loner, dark, selfish, cold, luster, blackstabber, doubter, asshole, jerk, manipulator, greedy, cheater, pumpkin eater, liar, thief, lonely, jew, ugly, dumb, fake, lazy, fat, crusty, stale, mediocre.