Jonny Loquasto
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Jonny Loquasto

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The best kept secret in music


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Jonny Loquasto is one of your good buddies who just happens to be a Comedian. His extremely relatable, witty & goofy punchlines stem from growing up in a lovely town called Northampton, Pennsylvania. Thanks to a steady diet of chicken fingers, french fries & tartar sauce as a kid, he weighed in at a stealth 165lbs by 6th grade. Don't ever tell him that Long John Silvers isn't a 5 star restaurant. Always being obsessed with sports, JL loved basketball and convinced himself that he was the next Charles Barkley. Well, that didn't quite happen. After promptly getting cut from his highschool basketball team every single year, Jonny went on to attend the University of Sciences in Philadelphia, somehow MADE the team & played Division II College Basketball. By "played" that basically means he sat on the end of the bench, talked trash, and would occasionally get in the game once the team was winning or losing by 25 points. Nonetheless, Jonny achieved a Masters Degree in Physical Therapy, moved to California & realized he had another calling. 6 months into his arrival, he convinced himself that he was still a funny fat kid and was determined to make a career entertaining others. Since then JL has become a regular at clubs and colleges across the country. He was the host of a live television show called "AXS Live" for AXS TV, and has also hosted or made appearances on shows for Gameshow Network, TBS, The Hub, Travel Channel, Veria, Yahoo, and But two of his biggest passions (aside from Healthcare of course) are Professional Wrestling and the Paranormal, either of which he is thrilled to discuss at length! You can also listen to his weekly podcast "The Steel Chair Slamcast" on itunes, and if you visit, you'll see all about the film that Jonny wrote, directed, and starred in. At every school, he has a post-show Q & A, where students can ask any questions that might spring to mind. If you're looking for a Comic who sincerely wants every student to have a fantastic time, then Jonny Loquasto is your guy!