Junior Vice Presidents

Junior Vice Presidents

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JVP is an honest band. They want to rock you until your ass hurts. That said, there have been few post-show reports of rectal injuries leading most to believe that "until your ass hurts" is really a metaphore of sorts. Of course, personal experience is the only way to truly know.

Biography

Fuck Emo.

Fuck Zep-Rip-Offs.

Fuck the hippies.

This is JVP.

Junior Vice Presidents have never killed a single person.
However, thay are on a quest to infect as many people with a virus of intensely manic, hardrock as they can. Any resulting death or illness is an untraceable consequence of a perfect machine in motion.

Lyrics

Small Town Single Women

Written By: David Hustler

I saw the fire burn it down
The biggest house it was the talk of the town
Miss Mary help me carry this baby out
The smoke was overwhelming, heard the mothers shout
Miss mary just stood and stared me down
Told me I'm no hero this was her Fuck'n town

It’s the way that life goes
Uncontrollable
The Shell Shock
Shake shake shake shake shakes
Me Up

I saw the water take it down
The biggest boat it was the talk of the town
Miss Molly Just stood there and stared me down, watchin bodies drown all around.
Miss Molly just stood there and stared me down
lets parade the bodies through this town

I saw the fire burn it down
The biggest house it was the talk of the town
Miss Molly just stood there and stared me down
Told me I'm no hero this was her Fuck'n town

The way that life goes
Uncontrollable
The Shell Shock
Shake shake shake shake shakes
Me Up

I saw the fire burn it down
The biggest house it was the talk of the town

Gone

Written By: David Hustler


Do yourself a favour
Count the present while they stand here
Count the fingers on your first born infant
Just to compare

This is backwards, yeah
Shes too young to die
This perfect picture is un-framed
but it’s mine
Reachin’ out but she cant quite get there
This shit hole is opening up to save me

Gone, is this rivers edge
Crumbled and Fallin’ away
Gone, is this innocence
Drown in this grey cloud filled lake

Now we know it’s over
It’s all he can do to hold me in here
Clasp your hands together
Side by side by side forever

This is backwards, yeah
Shes too young to die
This perfect picture is un-framed
but it’s mine
Reachin’ out but she cant quite get there
This shit hole is opening up to save me

Gone, is this rivers edge
Crumbled and Fallin’ away
Gone, is this innocence
Drown in this grey cloud filled lake

And she moves
Tearing his heart away
And she moves
Please come back I want you to stay

Discography

A Brief Lesson in Doom EP - 2006 (independent)

Whores Drawn Carriage - 2007(independent)

Set List

All original sets filling 30-45 minutes.

Small Town Single Women
Draw Your Cards
In The Wake of Destruction and Despair
Gone
Everyone Dies
Your Favourite Song
Man With No Arms and No Legs
Your Too Young To Know
Controller
16 Rings