KINGDOOM

WHO IS KINGDOOM?

He's a sight and sound more obscene
Than a canyon where a raped Godzilla screams

A goth with guts, looking to brawl
With a platform boot to your ass and balls

He's everything that doesn't suck
And inappropriate language, but who gives a fuck

Shock rock antics to the extreme
He's an acid trip on Halloween

With a batshit band, of perfect perversions
Picture Pamela Anderson, now make her a virgin

And train-chugging riffs, from a bass that pounds
Like King Kong crashing into the ground

Guitar work only skeletons embrace
Due to solos known for melting one's face

Pitch-black performers, on a big-lighted stage
With costumes and make-up, without looking gay

Think Ernest goes to Transylvania
The hardcore match at Wrestlemania

And he's building an army, so join him or run
From this walking weapon of mass destruction