Lady Ice

Lady Ice

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Lady Ice is a Female MC from NYC, Her Tracks are Hilarious Party up Hip Hop Comedy with Old Skool Beats and Hit Comedic Video's on Youtube.

Biography

Lady Ice is born outta pure fun old skool comedy hip hop, All our jams are hilarious party bangers and we love shocking peeps with our hot beats and stupid rhymes. Life's too short to not shake yo booty.

Lyrics

I'm Lady Ice

Written By: LADY ICE

Cowbell intro snare roll

I paid my dues eating ramen noodles, started my career with my makeup kaboodles, I am a hardcore vegan so I don't eat cheese doodles. If you wanna check my cash flow ..I got oodles
I protect the weak,,so you call me a buddhist,If I'm on the beach then I roll with the nudists, days ,I am down with JC but I don't like Judas.( If you you drive WALK too slow then I am the rudest.)

I bought my bling with arcade tickets, I play skee ball, but I don't play cricket
I'm down in the hood and I'm down with the gays
I better hit the coinstar cause I got change for days..
I rock the betsey J ..everyday, got every pair of shoes that they ever made,

chorus
I'm Lady ICE and I'm on the mic, you got mad suckered on for beliving the HYPE
I'm lady Ice and I'm so white, you put in your bed and I'm like a NIGHTLIGHT
I'm lady ice and I'm not right, harder than a hardcore PILLOW FIGHT
I'm lady Ice, I suck that's right, I'm gettin off the stage bitches, THAT'S NOT NICE

**I get my iced latte from pax on my block. I like open toed shoes cause I don't like socks.
I ain't never been down with no jenny from the block, I got no street credit cause I listen to rock,
had public enemy and the juice soundtrack, I had an african necklace cause I thought I was black,(Word) One mc I always wanted to smack,"ladies first " was YO MTV wack, I'd rather smoke crack than be that fat, .I liked ann rice and I loved lestat.

That's what happens when your from the hood, and you are white as a ghost that was choked on a baked good.

drop change beat/ cowbell..lady ice echox2

I know my rhymes aren't really that funny, the good news for me is I don't need the money..I am not sure why my accent is so aggressive, I feel like it just makes my flow more expressive.

critics will hate me, that much is true, But they also talked on shit on winnie da pooh
I'f you don't like my shit, you can always fast forward, there's no depth at all, Im just really straightforward

I am hotter than the farenheit at 103, now I am big pimpin on your LCD,
I bet your didnt know I was down with Jay-z, yea we've been together since I bought his record. you can go check dat with the soundscan checker..

chorus 1/2 broken down
I'm lady ice and Im on the mic, u got mad suckered in for beleiving the hype..
I'm lady ice and I'm so white, put me in your bed and I'm like a night light.
I'm lady ice, I am from washington heights
1,9,3 and st.nick that's right,
Lady ice..

Like a lamb, a lion predator, to man, I only doing this mc shit cause I broke up with my band.I am 1/2 tanned from the sand in the holy land, Like 2 live crew, I 'll probably get banned. I am the head of my own record label, I cut my own budget cause i am quite unstable,.

**straight to youtube like lostboys 2, My boy ,corey haim I used to want to do you, Dream a Dream, but chill with the pills, gave an std to a girl from the hills.
Dude, you look like a bum and your drooling like a slob, now your working on the strip getting xanax for a hand job

chorus OUTRO
I'm Lady ICE and I'm on the mic, you got mad suckered on for beliving the HYPE
I'm lady Ice and I'm so white, you put in your bed and I'm like a NIGHTLIGHT
I'm lady ice and I'm not right, harder than a hardcore PILLOW FIGHT
I'm lady Ice, I suck that's right, I'm gettin off the stage bitches, THAT'S NOT NICE

CATFIGHT!

Written By: LADY ICE

Lady Ice on the cutting edge of fashion, NY to LA this rapper's be clashin'
They play my tracks when the girls walk cattin', end of the runway paparazzi's flashin'.

corn chip tips, put in my fake tits, Hike up my spanx, then do my lips.
powder my face, blown it out don't stop, shoot shoot me up with that bo bo tox,

Don't be a hater ,I'm just better, I am much better looking and I make more cheddar, your mom made me a DOPE xmas sweater,are you mad that your dad wrote me a love letter?

I matched my eyes to my tracksuit top,put on my pants and my juicy flip flops, I look so good I make the traffic stop, Your man last night let me be on top.

It' s on, bitch CATFIGHT tonight,
Tie back your hair cause I scratch and bite,
you should stayed home, stayed out my site.
calling all my girls That's right CATFIGHT (that's right)

Shake your tits, we make hits, Beauty and Glamour, glamour and Glitz
look so good we give the boys fits..low cutted dresses to show off our bits.

She's so bronzed did she roll in clay, it doesn't really matter cause her boyfriend is gay. Her hair looks cheap is it from bombay, Did She go on vacation? oh no She did the spray.

don't be nasty, we mad classy, . ya'll is fat, bitch trashy and ashy,
My dress is tight so I'm feeling sassy..like a tall drink of water in a plastic glassy

Well Look Who rolled up It's the block's crypt keeper, she ain't got an iphone, she still got a beeper, Tacky as hell and smells like a zookeeper, Dirty ass ho looks like a chimney sweeper.

It' s on, bitch CATFIGHT tonight,
Tie back your hair cause I scratch and bite,I'll pull your weave out with all my might
calling all my girls, that's right CATFIGHT

DANCE SEQUENCE AND SOLO

Chorus
Hot tranny mess at the bus stop, your ass in those shorts looks like a mutton chop, picked at yo face until your skins all popped,I am a beauty expert, like a traffic cop

I don't understand why you girls stay busted, Jiggle on ya thighs and your face looks rusted, crust on ya mouth like you angel dusted. Looking at your sad ass, Im kinda disgusted

maybe you should think about bleaching that hair, up on yo lip girl, you got a brown bear, rip rip it off and then say a prayer,better check your coverage on ya medical care

Cant afford champagne so ya drink champipple, your peircein's infected, there's hair on your nipple.
Im getting motions sick from yo cellulite ripples.,put down the burger, go hit the kibbles..

It' s on, bitch CATFIGHT tonight,
Tie back your hair cause I scratch and bite,
you should stayed home, stayed out my site.
calling all my girls CATFIGHT (that's right)

It' s on, bitch CATFIGHT tonight,
Tie back your hair cause I scratch and bite,
I'll pull your weave out with all my might
calling all my bitches CATFIGHT (that's right)

Discography

"I'm Lady Ice" Single & Video (Nov 2008)
"Catfight" Single and Video June 2009
"Gingerbread Man" (2009 Holiday Exclusive)

Set List

I'm Lady Ice
Catfight
Gingerbread Man
PlaneTalker
Compton
Tang Tang
"I'm on a Boat" cover

Currently a 20-25 min set