Lazer Attack

Lazer Attack

BandAmericanaSinger/Songwriter

Lazer Attack is stripped down musical enjoyment for the nostalgic and disenchanted -- think Bruce Springsteen meets the Violent Femmes.

Biography

What started as an improv recording session in the middle of a thunderstorm eventually turned into songs about beta fish, dragon t-shirts, office politics, and partying.

Recently, frontman Lee Satterfield (EX TREEPHORT - OVER 20,000 ALBUMS SOLD) has taken his trademark song-writing and vocal stylings to the next level by adding Joey Robertson on snare drum and Nathan Clauss on bass. A hard-working group, only together since the summer of 2005, Lazer Attack has already independently released two professional albums -- "Refracting Rays of Destruction" (2005), "Horseshoes & Hand Grenades" (2006), along with a self-made music video for the single "Bicycle & Mayonnaise".

Lyrics

So Full Of It

Written By: Lee Satterfield

No blood for oil
Is what the bumper sticker reads
Attached to your fossil fuel burning car so ironically

You sit around and criticize
All the wars American fights
At the same time you take for granted the freedoms those wars provide

You're so full of shit
We're so full of shit, so full of shit

You tell me that you hate me
That you can't stand all men
But you cannot hate all of us
When you're fucking your boyfriend
So leave that baggage claim baby
Leave it all behind
Do you want some fucking cheese
You fuckin bitch?
As you drink your fucking wine

You're so full of shit, so full of shit
We're so full of shit, so full of shit

You sit around and criticize
Those you're jealous of
At the same time you never do anything to ever rise above
You tell everyone that I'm worthless
Well, you're such a hater
But last time I checked I wasn't the one with a career as a waiter

You're so full of shit, so full of shit
We're so full of shit, so full of shit

Step Into My Office

Written By: Lee Satterfield

You've been bad to me
A shitty employee
And all that I've got to say
This is your last day

Step into my office
You are fucking fired

I don't appreciate
You coming in so late
It's like it makes you happy
I hate it when your happy
It makes me so unhappy
To see you look so happy
Lets see if you're happy
Lets see if you're happy

When you step into my office
And you are fucking fired

I heard that you stole from me
Stole from the company
I thought you loved the company
I thought you loved your salary
I thought you loved your benefits
And free day care for your kids
And you are going down
Yes, you are going down
You son of a bitch

Step into my office
You are fucking fired

I Got Black Friends

Written By: Lee Satterfield

There's a girl down in Georgia
Telling everyone I'm racist
But she don't know anything
Bout' me

I'm not a bigot
or some right-wing extremist
I'm not some neo-nazi

I got black friends
I got black friends
I'm not racist
I got black friends

I know black people hate it
When white people say that
That there not racist cause
They got some friends that are
black

But I've never heard a black guy
Say he wasn't racist
Cause he's got some friends
That are white

I got black friends
I got black friends
I'm not racist
I got black friends

I like hip hop
I brush my sholders off
And in the club, I throw my bows
I got black friends

So if you're mad I'm on the road
Then Wish me home
If you're mad that I'm on top
Then Wish me gone
And if your mad that I right punk
Well, then wish me wrong
But after you three wishes
You can blow it out your ass

I got black friends
I got black friends
I'm not racist
I got black friends

I like hip hop
I brush my sholders off
In the club, I throw my bows
And I got black friends

Discography

"Refracting Rays of Destruction" (2005).
"Horseshoes & Hand Grenades" (2006).

Set List

Step Into My Office
Dragon T-shirt
Anymore
Beauty Fades
Hammer Vs. Trashcan
I've Got Black Friends
Hooters
I,I,I,
Leopard Pants
So Full Of It
This Bar Is A Cigarette
Hey, How ya' Doing?
Waiting Up
Back-sliding Baptist
Irish People Can't Get Drunk
The Suburbs
Lazer Snake