LESION

LESION

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Lesion is fun, Lesion is fast, Lesion rocks like a "f......" steamroller. It's about time a band like this has come along, soaring guitar solos, fun lyrics, pounding drums, thumping bass. It's a nice change from the crappy music that is currently on the charts. Lesion brings ROCK back to the masses!

Biography

LESION!

You'll need an army and then some to handle all the ROCK that this band has to offer. Two thirds of this thundering quartet are strait from Essen Germany.

Lead Singer Dr. Gustave Hurtz, a former assistant to his mortician father, was born-to-rock and commands the stage with thundering vocals and devilish ass-shaking.

Venison, the bands mute drummer, who had his tongue yanked out at age nine by an angry reindeer, is like some unholy windmill, relentlessly pummeling his kit, a terrifying rhythm robot.

Lead guitarist Piss Promise wields his axe like a lumberjack. "Master of Fretboard Sturm und Drang" is his moniker in Germany and his popularity with the ladies is notorious.

Finally American Art, time traveler from the year 1777. Conducting an experiment in a thunderstorm to amplify the sound of his bass Art was struck by lightning and transported thru time to the year 2007. He joined the band after the tragic death of Lesion's former bass player Mr. Pod.

Lesion is fun, Lesion is fast, Lesion rocks like a "f......" steamroller. It's about time a band like this has come along, soaring guitar solos, fun lyrics, pounding drums, thumping bass. It's a nice change from the crappy music that is currently on the charts. Lesion brings ROCK back to the masses! Viva LESION!

Discography

Seniors Ball
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1. I Am A Giant
2. Jump Ramp
3. Turn It Out
4. So Well, Oh Well
5. Witch's Tit
6. Hey Is For Horses
7. Back Of The Shed
8. Drop The Needle
9. Efficiency Expert
©2008 LOCKDOWN! Records LLC

Fantasy Dance Party
LOCK007
1. Polar Bear
2. Poor Charlie Horseface
3. Girls Night Out
4. I'm in The Industry
5. Peel Down The Rubber
6. Clash Of The Idealogues
7. Wrought Iron
8. Black Dashiki
9. 5 Inch Verision Of A 7 Inch Man
10. We Have Ways Of Making You Talk
©2003 LOCKDOWN! Records LLC

You And What Army?
LOCK002
1. Asstronaut
2. Plain Jane Chainsaw
3. Weak in the Knees
4. Friend in Hell
5. Clone Boner
6. Pod's Theme
7. Render Unto Lesion
8. Bloodbath
9. Urinal
11. Goliath
©2000 LOCKDOWN! Records LLC

Slaboratory
LOCK001
1. "Ladies and gentlemen..."
2. Amputee Co-Worker
3. Stump Love
4. Interview, part 1
5. I'm God, That's Why
6. Rock Pussy
7. The Executive
8. Interview, part 2
9. Lockdown
10. Queen of the Motocross
11. Sex Thistle
12. Interview, part 3
13. My Superpower is Sex
14. Interview, part 4
15. Fat American
16. Interview, part 5
17. You're Gay (but not like homo)
18. Beach Party Blood Buffet
©1998 LOCKDOWN! Records LLC

Set List

A fifty minute set could include:

I Am A Giant
Plain Jane Chainsaw
Jump Ramp
Turn it Out
Oh Well So Well
Clone Boner
Polar Bear
Girls Night Out
I'm In The Industry
Render Unto Lesion
We Have Ways Of Making You Talk
Mrs. Novocaine
Goliath