Lizette Mizelle
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Lizette Mizelle

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Lizette Mizelle has been named Crackle's first Highwire winner, (A Sony Pictures Entertainment Company); an online competition honor!! Snippets of her act have also been featured on Comedy Time, Rooftop Comedy and Funny Not Slutty. She has opened for D.L. Hughley, Jon Lovitz, SNL favorite Dana Carvey and Internet star Mrs. Hughes. Lizette has performed in comedy clubs across the country and entertained our military troops over seas in Okinawa, Japan.

The wacky happenings in Lizette’s real life fuel her comedy. Who else has had an El Camino careen through their living room in the middle of the night? After the initial shock, humor took over. Lizette wondered, “Did somebody yell, ‘HEY KOOLAID!?”

She also finds the funny in everyday frustrations. “I have car insurance because it’s the law, but I don’t have medical insurance because it’s too expensive. So now, first sign of illness, I have to hop in my car and head for a TREE! When the paramedics arrive I explain: never mind the concussion…it hurts when I cough!”

Lizette’s comedy spark was ignited while sitting in the front row of a local college comedy show. The emcee singled her out and her quick-witted responses earned her enthusiastic applause. Lizette pondered a new career, “Hmmm. Performing without having to sing. This could be the ticket.” Yet, trying to break in at comedy clubs was harder than she anticipated. Just seventeen, and attempting to avoid the ID check at an L.A. comedy club, she claimed to be a working comedian; only to have her statements challenged when she was asked to fill a hole in the comedy line-up. Lizette jumped on stage and unwittingly began her comedy career.

Lizette continued to hone her stand-up skills until married life and motherhood beckoned. Now back from hiatus she’s better than ever. A fitness enthusiast, disgruntled hairdresser, and single mother of three, she has lots of inspiration for her clever observations and physically delivered hilarious stories. Wryly observant, 99% clean, and a quirky younger-than-her-years stage persona helps make these unusual antics very relatable.

Contact info:
Age: 42
Height: 5’3”
Weight: 118 lbs
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Blonde

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*Extensive list available upon request.