Mark Wolfe

Mark Wolfe

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the purple polka-dot banana apple orange lime

Written By: Mark Wolfe

The Purple Polka-Dot Banana Apple Orange Lime

Did you ever look at someone's lunch

and ponder what's within..

Puddings, pears or sandwiches

with slices that are thin?

But I would bet what's not seen yet

And what you might never find

Is a purple polka-dot banana apple orange lime.

You see, a scientist with funny hair

and glasses on his nose

Decided to experiment

with beakers and a hose

So he planted seeds inside a shoe

and buffed it to a shine

And it produced the strangest fruit

That you will ever find.

The purple polka-dot banana

apple orange lime

Is always found above the ground

on multi-coloured vines

But you have to go to Mexico

That's the only place you'll find

The purple polka-dot banana

apple orange lime!

Well, it's shaped just like a wally-hoo

with plingots on the side

It's soft and hard at either end

with nibbly bits inside.

You must admit to look at it

It's the strangest thing you'll find:

The purple polka-dot banana apple orange lime

Oh, the purple polka-dot banana

apple orange lime

Is always found above the ground

on multi-coloured vines

But you have to go to Mexico

That's the only place you'll find

The purple polka-dot banana

apple orange lime

Now tasty fingots, ploots and plidders

wibbly jibs and jimes

May all be quite delightful

But you could have them anytime

It's the taste that most inspires my haste

and the hardest one to find

Is the purple polka-dot banana apple orange lime!

Oh, the purple polka-dot banana

apple orange lime

Is always found above the ground

on multi-coloured vines

But you have to go to Mexico

That's the only place you'll find

The purple polk-dot banana

apple orange lime

The purple polk-dot banana

apple orange lime

Oh, the purple polk-dot banana

apple orange lime!