Mark Wolfe

Mark Wolfe

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Bonky the Donkey

Written By: Mark Wolfe

"Oh, Bonky!"

Bonky the donkey, the childrens pet

Bonky the donkey, we'll get there yet

Bonky the donkey, that's his name

He's the lazy mule with the crazy name.

Well, Bonky the donkey sleeps all day

By his favourite tree in his favourite shade

He don't like work and he don't like tools

That's why Bonky's a lazy mule.

He goes so slow

He goes so slow

He goes so slow

He goes so slow

He goes so slow, that he goes "Whoa!"

That's how slow he goes.

Well, the farmer called old Bonky's name

He said, "Bonky Bonky there's work today!"

But Bonky, the donkey never came,

He was sawing logs on a bed of hay.

Bonky the donkey, the childrens pet

Bonky the donkey, we'll get there yet

Bonky the donkey, that's his name

He's the lazy mule with the crazy name.

He goes so slow

He goes so slow

He goes so slow

He goes so slow

He goes so slow, that he goes "Whoa!"

That's how slow he goes.

You have to pull him by the nose

Did you ever see a mule so slow?

He goes, "Hee haw, hee haw, hee haw!"

He's the laziest donkey of them all.

Bonky the donkey, the childrens pet

Bonky the donkey, we'll get there yet

Bonky the donkey-- that's his name

He's the lazy mule with the crazy name.

He goes so slow

He goes so slow

He goes so slow

He goes so slow

He goes so slow, that he goes "Whoa!"

That's how slow he goes

That's how slow he goes

That's how slow he goes.

Now, where is that mule?

Bonky! Oh, Bonky!

He's a lazy mule with a crazy name.

Lucky

Written By: Mark Wolfe

Let me tell you a little story

'bout a dog named Lucky

He was lucky as a dog could be

He was lucky as a four-leaf clover, Rover

Happy as a house- broke flea

And all the dogs in the canine kingdom

wanted to be lucky, too

But ol' Lucky said, "Don't scratch your head.

I'll tell you what to do."

"You've got to smile at your neighbour

when you're happy and when you're feelin' blue.

Smile when they tell you where to go

and when they're callin' you

Just keep a -smilin' everyday

And watch your dreams come true

When you wear a smile upon your face,

Then you'll be lucky, too."

Well, Lucky never worried about tomorrow

I heard Lucky say,

"I never dwell upon my sorrows

I live for today--

And I don't get "ruff" with all my friends

And they don't get "ruff" with me'

There's a little bit of lucky in everyone

And you're as lucky as you wanna be.

You've got to smile at your neighbour

when you're happy--

And when you're feelin' blue

Smile when they tell you where to go

And when they're callin' you.

Just keep a-smilin' everyday

and watch your dreams come true

When you wear a smile upon your face,

then you'll be lucky, too.

Well, now you're knowin' that the best thing showin'

is a smilin' happy face

And when you wear it you can share it

anytime or place

So just keep a-smilin' everyday

and watch your dreams come true

'Cause when you wear a smile upon your face

Then you'll be lucky, too.

You've got to smile at your neighbour

when you're happy--

And when your feelin' blue

Smile when they tell you where to go

And when they're callin' you.

Just keep a- smilin' everyday

and watch your dreams come true

When you wear a smile upon your face

then you'll be lucky, too

When you wear a smile upon your face

then you'll be lucky, too.

Potato Numbers

Written By: Mark Wolfe

Potato Numbers

I wanna sing a little song about potatoes

You gotta plant potatoes in the ground

Taters that are red, taters that are green

Look at all the taters that are brown.

First ya dig 'em up and put 'em in a basket

Then you load 'em up and take 'em into town

Taters that are red, taters that are green

Look at all the taters that are brown.

1 potato 2 potato 3 potato 4

5 potato 6 potato 7 tater more

8 potato 9 potato 10 potato 2

Times 5 makes 10 -- simple to do!

Well they load up all the taters

in a lotta tater sacks

They back up all the wagons

and they tote 'em in the back

Goin' to the market and goin' to the square

Oh my gosh, there's potatoes everywhere!

There's taters on the table, taters in the sink

Put 'em in a blender, if you wanna have a drink

Taters on the telly, taters in an ad

Taters that are good m-m-m taters that are bad!

Oh, 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato 4

5 potato, 6 potato, 7 tater more

8 potato, 9 potato, 10 potato 2

Times 5 makes 10 Can you go "woo-hoo?"

1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato 4

5 potato, 6 potato, 7 tater more

8 potato, 9 potato, 10 potato 2

Times 5 makes 10 -- simple to do!

Well, you'll find a lotta taters at the the grocer

And you'll find a lotta taters at the store

Taters that are red and taters that are green

Taters that are rollin on the floor.

And you can buy 'em, try 'em

Cook 'em up or fry 'em

Oil 'em, boil 'em. You never can deny 'em.

Taters, fries or wedgies

mashed with gravy on your plate

It's a slice to eat potatoes everyday.

Oh, 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato 4

5 potato, 6 potato, 7 tater more

8 potato, 9 potato, 10 potato 2

Times 5 makes 10 -- Can you go " woo- hoo?"

1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato 4

5 potato, 6 potato, 7 tater more

8 potato, 9 potato, 10 potato 2

Times 5 makes 10 -- simple to do!

Tonight when you're sittin' at your table,

Remember that potatoes are your friends

Always eat your veggies--

Your carrots and your peas

You can always save the taters 'til the end.

1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato 4

5 potato, 6 potato, 7 tater more

8 potato, 9 potato, 10 potato 2

Times 5 makes 10 -- Can you go " woo-hoo?"

1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato 4

5 potato, 6 potato, 7 tater more

8 potato, 9 potato, 10 potato 2

Times 5 makes 10 -- simple to do!

1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato 4

5 potato, 6 potato, 7 tater more

8 potato, 9 potato, 10 potato "Ooh"

I don't think I could eat one more potato, can you?

No more potatoes -- no more potatoes -- for you.

Ooh thank you very much!

Rustle me up some more potatoes. Thank you ........ thank you.