Written By: Mark Zeus
The Chicken Song
I'm a Chicken with a head cut off, tippy-toeing like Biletnikoff
Through the mire of your verbal onslaught, now you're beginning to annoy me
You better say what you're gonna to say, and better say it some time today
Though I could give a hoot anyway, I'm a busy boy
I should of never picked up that phone, I was happy sittin' all alone
Spinnin' my wheels waitin' for Godot, now I'm hearin' voices
That end up ringin' up inside my head
That make me feel I'd be better off dead
Than waistin' time talkin' to you instead, I'm a busy boy
I'm a dog who done had his day, who can't remember it anyway
Who's sick and tired of the games we all play, It's just a big old dog-doo
Or maybe play a little cat and mouse
Or belly-ache about that big old louse
Whom you been lettin' inside your house, yeah that big old dog-flea
I'm a Chicken with a head cut off, tippy-toeing like Biletnikoff
Through the mire of your verbal onslaught, as you continue to annoy me
You better say what you're gonna say, and better say it some time today
Though I could give a hoot anyway, I'm a busy boy
But mama said that I should be polite, treat everyone the way that I would like
I wish that you would take the same advice, and quit callin' my phone please
And if you ever pass me on the street
You keep a'walkin', keep a'shufflin' your feet
To me you know that would be oh so sweet, like an ice cream cone
Well, I'm a chicken with a head cut off, tippy-toeing like Baryshnikov
And I'm about to get all ticked off
Yeah I'm about to get all ticked off
I'm about to get all ticked off, if you continue to annoy me
I'm a busy boy