M.C. DAMM

M.C. DAMM

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If you take it too seriously, you probably won't like it. Hell, you probably won't like it anyway.

Biography

I can't read or write music. I can't play any instruments. I'm a terrible singer. I'm from middle-class suburbia in Canada and I'm rapping. Hardcore. Oh yeah

Lyrics

Da Fattes' Bitch

Written By: Dave North

I fucked da fattes' bitch
I fucked da fattes' bitch
I fucked da fattes' bitch
I fucked da fattes' bitch

She had sags like greasy bags
Of cottage cheese
An' her gunt, it musta hung
All da way to her knees

It was a plot dat should not
Have been nut-bustin'
It was just so fuck-
-in disgustin'

Don't mean she can't be bein'
A little bit meaty
But wit da gut on dat slut
I thought she might eat me

Bl-oh my lode
I don't know what I was thinkin'
Somebody please tell, what da hell
Was I drinkin'

I fucked da fattes' bitch
I fucked da fattes' bitch
I fucked da fattes' bitch
I fucked da fattes' bitch

I fucked
Da fattes' bitch
I was grabbin' at some flab an'
I think it was a tit

I fucked
Da fattes' bitch
It was hard t' find 'er holes
Wit all dem rolls an' shit

I fucked da fattes' bitch
I fucked da fattes' bitch
I fucked da fattes' bitch
I fucked da fattes' bitch

Thank god da lights was off...

Now I ain't tryin' t' be cruel
Just tellin' it like it is
An' an' an'...
An' it's like dis...

She was built like a hill
From da ground up
An' I'd say dat she weighed
300 pounds plus

Dis lad needed it bad
So I found me a lass
But dat...
Dat's a whole lotta ass!

Da sides of her thighs
Gave me thunderous applause
I was hopin' dat was de only clap
Dat I got

In a hurray t' get away
From dis fat fuckin' ho-bitch
Wasn't rude, left out some food
An' she didn' even notice

I fucked da fattes' bitch
I fucked da fattes' bitch
I fucked da fattes' bitch
I fucked da fattes' bitch

I fucked
Da fattes' bitch
I was grabbin' at some flab an'
I think it was a tit

I fucked
Da fattes' bitch
It was hard t' find 'er holes
Wit all dem rolls an' shit

I fucked
Da fattes' bitch
I was grabbin' at some flab an'
I think it was a tit

I fucked
Da fattes' bitch
It was hard t' find 'er holes
Wit all dem rolls an' shit

I fucked da fattes' bitch
I fucked da fattes' bitch
I fucked da fattes' bitch
I fucked da fattes' bitch

Love You Forever

Written By: Dave North

Oh baby
You're so beautiful
And you know
You've got it all
The only thing
I'm ever thinking of
I just want to give you
All my love
Had to tell you right now
I could not let this time pass
Now honey, c'mere, that's right...
Bend ova an' I'ma fuck you in de ass

Don' wan' no cuddlin'
Huggin' lovin'
I just wan' sometin'
Wit' suckin', fuckin'
Spread ya legs so wide
I think that I could back a truck in
But pussy so tight
Dat I might get stuck in
Risin' so fas' I'll
Be king of de castle
Bitch, don' gimme no hassle
When I'm fuckin' yo' asshole
Afta two or three cums
I've had my fun
It's ova, I'm gone
Dis shit is done
So befo' you tell me yo' feelin's
I'm out da do'
Like a karma chameleon
I cum and I go
Yeah, jus' because I fucked you
Don' you think so fas'
I neva said I loved you
I was talkin' about yo' ass

Gonna love you forever
And ever and ever and ever
Gonna love you forever
Forever and ever and ever

Dis is almos' sad
I'm about ready t' blow up
Dat's why I was glad
When you showed up
Cuz shit, I jus' have
To get a load off
And baby
Yo' a sight fo' sore nuts
But, oh DAMM, you look bad
Wit'out yo' make-up
Hope ya not too mad
When I take off
But I know there's difficulties
In goin' fru a break-up
So I'll be thoughtful
An' leave befo' you wake up

Gonna love you forever
And ever and ever and ever
Gonna love you forever
Forever and ever and ever

Just want to give you
Soft sweet kisses
Hold you close for always
And hope you'll be my Mrs.
I'll do whatever I can
Even... even wash all the dishes
Our love is so grand
Oh man... fuck dis shit

Don' wan' no cuddlin'
Huggin' lovin'
I just wan' sometin'
Wit' suckin', fuckin'
Spread ya legs so wide
I think that I could back a truck in
But pussy so tight
Dat I might get stuck in
Risin' so fas' I'll
Be king of de castle
Bitch, don' gimme no hassle
When I'm fuckin' yo' asshole
Afta two or three cums
I've had my fun
It's ova, I'm gone
Dis shit is done
So befo' you tell me yo' feelin's
I'm out da do'
Like a karma chameleon
I cum and I go
Yeah, jus' because I fucked you
Don' you think so fas'
I neva said I loved you
I was talkin' about yo' ass

Gonna love you forever
Forever and ever and ever
Gonna love you forever
Forever and ever and ever

Dat's right honey
Go to sleep now

My Very First...

Written By: Dave North

S.T.D.
I got ma firs' venereal disease
S.T.D.
I'm glad it was not herpes
S.T.D.
I did not wear protection
S.T.D.
So I earned myself an infection
S.T.D.
Was thinkin' "oh DAMM, dis is jus' great"
S.T.D.
So I went out drinkin' to celebrate
S.T.D.
Yes, I got my firs' venereal disease
S.T.D.
But maybe one day I'll have lots of deez

I met dis ho an'
One day we hung out
Not much goin'
'Cept a lil tongue out
A week o' two lata
She called me up
Went ova to her place, yeah
T' give 'er some love
She spread 'er legs wide
Said "Don' be shy"
So i took ma big guy
An' slid 'im inside
It was nice and tight
Felt so right
But didn' feel too good
Afta dat night

I'm not kiddin' ya
I got chlamydia
No, I ain' shittin' ya
I had chlamydia
I'm not kiddin' ya
I got chlamydia
No, I ain' shittin' ya
I had chlamydia
I'm not kiddin' ya
I caught chlamydia
No, I ain' shittin' ya
I had chlamydia
I'm not kiddin' ya
I got chlamydia
No, I ain' shittin' ya
I had chlamydia

I was givin' ma wood
To dis ho'ny broad
I fucked 'er good
Yeah, I fucked 'er hod
Yes, I got good sex
Guess I shouldn' be bitchin'
But also got redness
And a bit o' itchin'

S.T.D.
I got ma firs' venereal disease
S.T.D.
I'm glad it was temporary
S.T.D.
I did not wear protection
S.T.D.
So I earned myself an infection
S.T.D.
Was thinkin' "oh DAMM, dis is jus' great"
S.T.D.
So I went out drinkin' to celebrate
S.T.D.
Dat's right, I got my firs' venereal disease
S.T.D.
But maybe one day I'll have lots of deez

Knew sometin' was wrong
Musta got myself infected
Pissed in a cup
An gave some blood t' get tested
A week or two lata
Got a call from da clinic
What dey had t' say
Had some bad news in it
Da tes' came back
Da results were in
Dey said I had the clap
An' had t' come back again
Took some antibiotics
An' thank god, it worked
De experience was not good
But it coulda been worse

Fer all you ladies hearin' dis song
I know it sounds scary
But it's ok, now, it's gone
It was only temporary
An' if I find again; I'm goin'
Fo' an unknown lova
I'll take da time
T' put my lumba in a rubba

S.T.D.
I got ma firs' venereal disease
S.T.D.
I'm glad it was not H.I.V.
S.T.D.
I did not wear protection
S.T.D.
So I earned myself an infection
S.T.D.
I got it from a dirty cocksucka
S.T.D.
But I'm jus' as dirty, yeah, cuz I fucked 'er
S.T.D.
Ya know I got my firs' venereal disease
S.T.D.
But maybe one day I'll have lots of deez

I'm not kiddin' ya
I got chlamydia
No, I ain' shittin' ya
I had chlamydia
I'm not kiddin' ya
I got chlamydia
No, I ain' shittin' ya
I had chlamydia
I'm caught kiddin' ya
I got chlamydia
No, I ain' shittin' ya
I had chlamydia
I'm not kiddin' ya
I got chlamydia
No, I ain' shittin' ya
I had chlamydia

DAMM, Don't U No Who I Am

Written By: M.C. DAMM

there's a lot of words. DAMM

Discography

Who I Am - 2005

Set List

I have yet to perform live, unless you count screaming it out once in a while when I'm drunk