Middle Management

Middle Management

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Middle Management are responsible for a new take on an established style of music. As the first white collar lyrically focused hip hop outfit, the duo from Toronto have set out to pioneer a genre of sound and style for the next decade of rap. Office space meets CB4 means cake in the kitchen.

Biography

Middle Management are responsible for a new take on an established style of music. As the first white collar lyrically focused hip hop outfit, the duo from Toronto have set out to pioneer a genre of sound and style for the next decade of rap. With their exciting self produced beats and lyrics everyone who has ever worked tucked in a dress shirt can relate to, Bslow and Kmac are opening the door to bring hip hop to the true masses; because regardless of race or region, we all have to go to work. Songs like Elevator to the 2nd Floor and Meetings, Meetings help turn a focus from the every day mundane of office politics into a beat that everyone can relate and vibe to. Their first single; Cake in the Kitchen is quickly becoming the underground anthem of office birthday parties throughout Toronto. To contact us or order a CD email us at middlemanagementhiphop@hotmail.com

Lyrics

Cake in the Kitchen

Written By: Brian Slowey

Cake in the Kitchen

the
announcement is made you watch the
heads pop up
fields of cubicle
farms where everybody is
stuck
potential sugar rush
appeals like a redflag
deal
there's cake in the kitchen
so n everybody get real

Chorus
there's cake in the
kitchen, cake in the kitchen
so
stop stop stop stop what you
doing
there's cake in the
kitchen, cake in the kitchen
so
drop drop drop drop what you
doing

we got cake in the
kitchen so its time to eat
my
words are dirty rhymes over bslow
beats
office celebration a time
of elation
this what we call the
office station
so leave your
cubicle, step out the box
this is
the time when all typing stops
I
can't concentrate email got me
baked
I feel like I'm stuck in
katrina's wake
I never look down
on these jealous snakes
trying to
take me out while being fake
so
cut me some slack I'm just trying
to get back
this is the time when
I shine right through the
cracks

Chorus
there's cake in
the kitchen, cake in the
kitchen
so stop stop stop stop
what you doing
there's cake in
the kitchen, cake in the
kitchen
so drop drop drop drop
what you doing

cake in the
kitchen so turn off your of
office
plastic spoons helium
balloons is how we on
it
productivity is at an all time
low
when the cha mpagne hits the
new girl, you bet she's good to
go
Cake in the kitchen is the
song that we sing
A party
attended by people who don't do a
thing

Chorus
there's cake in
the kitchen, cake in the
kitchen
so stop stop stop stop
what you doing
there's cake in
the kitchen, cake in the
kitchen
so drop drop drop drop
what you doing

its emerging
through the track
and they
called it whack
now we make this
the official cake with smack
so
many times I look around and I see
people frown
but now this is how
we all get down
now often
imitated, but never
duplicated
its cake in the
kitchen make you in-Ebriated
they
told us to finish off where we
started
we look around and say
that you all DISregarded
the true
talent of the dilbert era
a
nightmare of elmstreet we call
this terror

3 Walls Closing In

Written By: Brian Slowey

3 Walls closing in on me
3 walls
closing in on me

4 years of
school finished with impeccable
grades
a life of nothing but
smiles and accolades
you found
the perfect job and now you got it
made
and you're 2 weeks away from
getting paid
romance fades away,
and the reality sets in
a shocked
look appears where there once
stood a grin
your life was
straight up but somehow turns out
had a twist
is there some kind of
memo that I missed
dreams don't
die they just get buried
inside
what was it before that
made you feel alive
you were a
little kid with your eyes open
wide
remember that there's
something more to life

yo
this 9 to 5 kills us all
inside
and yet we hold on tight
because of stupid pride
because
she got nice clothes and he's got
a benzo
college grades to slaves,
man this is mental
from walmart
workers making minimum wage
to
white collar workers somehow
getting paid
if you're in an
office tilt your chair back and
say
I'm pushing back on three
walls today

these 3 walls
keep getting closer
the product
of my life I gotta make the most
of
so we need to look above the
clouds
and know that one day
we'll find our way out
like a
prisoner stuck behind a cell
block
our voices cry out until we
can't stop
we told them its an
epic movement
like malcolm x
civil rights solution
people
always second guess us
like
daytime tv we're young and
restless
so come with me in this
fight and
understand its time to
take back your life

Discography

Middle Management 5 song EP

Set List

Cake in the Kitchen
Elevator to the Second Floor
Meetings Meetings
Casual Fridays
3 Walls closing in