Mike McKever

Mike McKever

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Biography

Songwriter

Lyrics

Why Stop Now?

Written By: Mike McKever

Hello! How are You?
How strange that we should meet in this way. Don't you think?
I never imagined... but hey! Can I buy you a drink?
Can't you see this is all a mistake?
Take a look now you've started to shake
Just "Goodbye" now that's all it would take to be gone. Oh but...

Chorus.

Why stop now?
Only half way to breaking our Hearts again
Why stop Now?
Let's go all the way (all the way)
Let's go all the way (all the way)

Those lonely hearts ads seem so sad 'til you need them one day - when it's tough.
I felt so embarassed... that godd sense of humour and stuff
Mustn't think about things that we did.
It's all over that life that we lived.
Don't even think about losing our kid it's all gone... Its all gone. Oh but...

Chorus

Let me take you down where it don't hurt so much
We'll go spinning round
Oh but that's just a crutch.

May be we shouldn't... y'know... "get involved" like they say - skip romance.
We could walk away now, put the whole stupid thing down to chance.
Is it all just too little too late?
Maybe meeting was something like fate.
Just a kiss now is all it would take, we'd be one. Oh hell!

Chorus

Reasons to be Fearfull

Written By: Mike McKever

REASONS TO BE FEARFUL

I feel your love surround me
Everywhere I go
Fits like a glove around me
Baby I start to glow
And when it’s cold and frosty
I don’t feel the chill
I know your love will keep me
Warm and it always will

Chorus

Reasons to be fearful seem to disappear
Even when you’re far away you always seem so near

Let’s start a new mathematics
One and one makes one
From now there’s no division
Look at what we’ve begun
I’ve never felt this way
I know where I belong
I’ve never felt so weak
But I’ve never felt so strong

Chorus

I’ve got no need to run and hide
I know you’re always by my side

Chorus

If I do something dumb
Start acting like a clown
It never seems to matter
Nothing can drag me down

Chorus

Chorus

No reasons to be fearful
No reasons to be fearful
No reasons to be fearful anymore

FAT COP PROGRAM

Written By: Mike McKever

FAT COP PROGRAM

This here’s The Big Z ‘n’ Lil’ Rusty Joe
An’ Brother, you on DA FAT COP PROGRAM!

Keep poundin’ that beat. Keep poundin’ that beat.
Keep poundin’ that beat. Keep poundin’ that beat.

Rookie Cop on the first day. Keep poundin’ that beat.
Keep poundin’ that beat. Keep poundin’ that beat.
Rookie Cop on the second day day. Keep poundin’ that beat.
Keep poundin’ that beat. Keep poundin’ that beat.
Rookie Cop on the third day. Keep poundin’ that beat.
Keep poundin’ that beat. Keep poundin’ that beat.
Rookie Cop on the fourth day. Keep poundin’ that beat.
Keep poundin’ that beat. Keep poundin’ that beat.

OK class let’s listen up, listen up. Now you all know this here’s The Fat Cop Program
An’ you all been chose to go on the program because you is fat! You is fat! Y’hear me?
No! We ain’t gonna tell you to stop feedin your face with all them burgers & fries!
We ain’t gonna tell you to stop eatin’ no donuts!
We just want you to take a little exercise. Don’t fantasize! Exercise!

Keep poundin’ that beat. Keep poundin’ that beat.
Keep poundin’ that beat. Keep poundin’ that beat.

Get up out of that automobile! You get fat sat behind a wheel!
Y’know we gonna turn you into one lean, mean, enforcin’ machine!
Yeah! but you mothers, you gotta give us some help. You gotta learn to walk!
You gotta put one foot in front of the other - and then do it again! – do it again!

Get up out of your seat – get down on the street!
Get up out of your seat – get down on the street!
Get up out of your seat – get down on the street!
Get up out of your seat – Start poundin’ that beat!

We gonna tell you straight
We gonna tell it like it is
We ain’t gonna give you no politically correct bullshit
Because you is fat! You is Fat! Y’hear me?
We don’t want no fat cop blockin’ the fire exit!

YOU ON DA FAT COP PROGRAM! YOU ON DA FAT COP PROGRAM!
YOU ON DA FAT COP PROGRAM! YOU ON DA FAT COP PROGRAM!

JU JU JELLY

Written By: Mike McKever

Ju Ju Jelly, Don't you touch that Jelly, uh huh
Better beware
Ju Ju Jelly, Don't you touch that Jelly, uh huh
Handle with care

Well a hand in a hand can be highly erotic
If you like what's on the end and you've got some time to spare
But a hand where it's banned, it just makes it all chaotic
I can see what you're thinking, I said
Don't you dare! Don't you Dare!

Love can make you blind
Love can put temptation in your way but then you find
You've been led astray
Just one touch is all it takes and you've thrown it all away

Chorus

Well a Tongue can be fun
When it's joined on to your lover
If you go with the flow it can really turn you on
But a tongue when it's wrong
It just makes you want to shudder
I can see what you're thinking, I said
What you done? What you done?

Love can make you high
Love can promise pleasures that you seek but if you try
You can lose again
One more touch is all it takes and you know it's all in vain

We're just some clumsy innocents at heart
Doing what we want to do
just builds a crystal world
And it falls apart

Love can make you high
Love can promise pleasures that you seek but if you try
You can lose again
One more touch is all it takes and you know it's all in vain

Chorus