Million Dollar Crackers

Million Dollar Crackers

 Santa Clara, Utah, USA
BandHip HopComedy

Two white boys, rappin'.

Biography

Two white boys, rappin'.

Lyrics

Million Dollar Crackers

Written By: Mike Wiest/Jordan Baker

AT FIRST SIGHT SHE BECAME PART OF LIFE. SHE HAD THE SWAGGER AND THE STYLE TO MAKE A CRACKER GET WIFED. NO ONE COULD TELL. I KEPT MY FEELINGS INSIDE. WHO KNEW THAT SHE WOULD BE MINE ON THAT FAITHFUL NIGHT? THE APPROACH, NERVOUSNESS ANTICIPATION. TRIPPED OUT THOUGHTS A VICTIM OF IMAGINATION. EXPERIENCE PASSED ONLY PROVED HUMILIATION. I HAD NO CLUE ON THAT NIGHT WAS I WAS FACING.

AND I WOULDN’T GIVE YOU UP. WOULD YOU GET ME? WOULD YOU GET ME?

“HOW YA DOIN?” WITH A CRACK IN THE VOICE, I THOUGHT THAT SENSE OF HUMOR WOULD BE THE WEAPON OF CHOICE. A GIGGLE, A SMILE, SHE STOOD UP NEXT TO ME. NEXT THING I KNEW IT SHE WAS TURNING THE KEY TO HER CAR. “JUST STEP INSIDE”, SHE SAID WITH A GRIN. “BUT THERE’S NO GETTING OUT, BOY, ONCE YOU GET IN”.

AND I, I, I, I, I. WOULD YOU GET ME? WOULD YOU GET ME? AND I, I, I, I, I. WOULD YOU GET ME? WOULD YOU GET ME?

A SIMPLE CHOICE. THIS COULDN’T CHANGE THE REST OF MY LIFE RIGHT? BUT ALL THE WRONG GIRLS ARE HITTING ME ON MY BLIND SIDE. ON SECOND THOUGHT, THIS GIRL COULD BE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT, MIKE. AND STEAL THE FREEDOM I DESERVE, AND THAT AIN’T RIGHT. SHALL I PROCEED? WILL SHE AGREE? SHOULD I BE ME? MAN, YOU JUST GOTTA TRY AND SEE. CHOSEN.

Discography

Million Dollar Crackers - Single

Written by: Mike Wiest/Jordan Baker

AT FIRST SIGHT SHE BECAME PART OF LIFE. SHE HAD THE SWAGGER AND THE STYLE TO MAKE A CRACKER GET WIFED. NO ONE COULD TELL. I KEPT MY FEELINGS INSIDE. WHO KNEW THAT SHE WOULD BE MINE ON THAT FAITHFUL NIGHT? THE APPROACH, NERVOUSNESS ANTICIPATION. TRIPPED OUT THOUGHTS A VICTIM OF IMAGINATION. EXPERIENCE PASSED ONLY PROVED HUMILIATION. I HAD NO CLUE ON THAT NIGHT WAS I WAS FACING.

AND I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU UP. WOULD YOU GET ME? WOULD YOU GET ME?

"HOW YA DOIN?" WITH A CRACK IN THE VOICE, I THOUGHT THAT SENSE OF HUMOR WOULD BE THE WEAPON OF CHOICE. A GIGGLE, A SMILE, SHE STOOD UP NEXT TO ME. NEXT THING I KNEW IT SHE WAS TURNING THE KEY TO HER CAR. "JUST STEP INSIDE", SHE SAID WITH A GRIN. "BUT THERE'S NO GETTING OUT, BOY, ONCE YOU GET IN".

AND I, I, I, I, I. WOULD YOU GET ME? WOULD YOU GET ME? AND I, I, I, I, I. WOULD YOU GET ME? WOULD YOU GET ME?

A SIMPLE CHOICE. THIS COULDN'T CHANGE THE REST OF MY LIFE RIGHT? BUT ALL THE WRONG GIRLS ARE HITTING ME ON MY BLIND SIDE. ON SECOND THOUGHT, THIS GIRL COULD BE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT, MIKE. AND STEAL THE FREEDOM I DESERVE, AND THAT AIN'T RIGHT. SHALL I PROCEED? WILL SHE AGREE? SHOULD I BE ME? MAN, YOU JUST GOTTA TRY AND SEE. CHOSEN.

Set List

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