Modern Thieves

In the beginning of time, all was silent. God proclaimed, "Let there be music!" A thunderous voice fell from the Heavens down to the Earth singing the most beautiful of melodies. This voice took the shape of Ryan Muyrphy. As Murphy sang the Lord listened and said, "This creation is not complete." Then, from the Heavens fell two golden guitars and when they struck the Earth the dust cloud formed two sets of hands, from which formed Dan Mudge and Mike Trella. Together the three began to play and it was good, but the Lord again said, "My creation is not complete." Then, the Earth began to rumble, the mountains shook, and the vibrations could be seen in the sky. Out from the Earth erupted the sound of bass and drums and on its wings flew Brian Chafin. Together the four combined to create the most inredible music ever heard. Finally the Lord proclaimed, "This is the music of the Heavens!" All was good.