MOMSTER

MOMSTER

BandPopSinger/Songwriter

MOMSTER has sung countless Bert and Ernie songs and spent thousands of dollars on music lessons and instruments for her children. At 55, she has at last been given the opportunity to perform with, and humiliate them.

Biography

MOMSTER is about the passage of time:

From playing pong in a bar to building a video game character in your own image
From only getting one channel, Sunday night Bonanza, to being able to watch live podcasts 24/7

From renting a telephone to being able to have conversations around the world while you’re driving the car

In a world that’s changing so quickly, maybe more now then ever, we need MOMSTERs to help guide the way.

Lyrics

WHAT’S MY USERNAME, WHAT’S MY PASSWORD?

Written By: MOMSTER


What’s my username, what’s my password?
What is the name of my favorite pet?
Did it start with a capital letter?
Lucy or Lyle, I forget…

What is the street that I lived on?
What is my mother’s maiden name?
Did I use my G-mail or Mac account?
Was the username in both the same?

What are the last 4 digits of my social?
What is the town I grew up in?
Could you please give me another hint?
I seem to have forgotten my pin.

What is the street that I lived on?
What is my mother’s maiden name?
Did I use my G-mail or Mac account?
Was the username in both the same?

Glens Falls, Beardsley, 3 Lake Avenue
Lucy, Lyle, 114
Did I leave a space between the numbers?
Why do you always ask for more?

What is the street that I lived on?
What is my mother’s maiden name?
Did I use my G-mail or Mac account?
Was the username in both the same?

TD Waterhouse, Myspace, E-Bay
Sonicbids, Adelphia and Jet Blue
Earthlink e-mail, Eudora or Entourage?
I just want to get a note to you.

What is the street that I lived on?
What is my mother’s maiden name?
Did I use my G-mail or mac account?
Was the username in both the same?

Was the username in both the same?

Was the username in both the same?

Discography

MOMSTER is in the process of recording audience favorites such as:

Once Li’l g was L’il like you
I have a Little Dog his name is Lyle
Milton, the Reference Librarian

MOMSTER is also working on her solo album, “MOMSTER Plugged” and has completed the first two singles:

MOMSTER used to Play the Violin
Future MOMSTERs Take Care of your Babies.

Set List

MOMSTER’s typical set list is 45-60 minutes long and includes favorites like:

I Can Play the Paper Bag
Once Li’lg was Li’l Like You
Get Your Teeth Cleaned
Who’s the MOMSTER
Milton the Reference Librarian
MOMSTER’s Going to Die
I Have a Little Dog
MOMSTER used to Play the Violin
Future MOMSTERS Take Care of your Babies

MOMSTER also covers Tina Turner and Burt Bacharach

MOMSTER is developing a multimedia set which will include videos of important moments in L’il g’s childhood. Li’g grew up in the early 80’s in Lyndonville at the heart of Vermont’s Northeast Kingdom, home of the nationally recognized udder salve, Bag Balm.