MORONICA: HARD ROCK HYPER HERO!
Hollywood, California, United States | MAJOR
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As the earth spins faster towards oblivion, one hard rock super hero stands alone against the relentless attack from an army of sensitive and painfully bland pop stars as they bare their damaged souls to an over-saturated, snoring populace of jaded and increasingly bored consumers.
Juvee Records, in association with Island/Def Jam Digital and TuneCore is proud to introduce the most outrageous crime fighter to ever pull on tight leather pants and stuff them with his microphone.
He has traveled to Los Angeles on a heavy metal mission to shake up Hollywood and eradicate desperate American Idol contestants, evil Maroon 5 producers and brainless Paris Hilton fans.
In a time of great change in the music industry, it is our pleasure to present to you a new breed of super hero, a man not the least concerned with honor, dignity, humility, manners, integrity, character or decency.
For it takes true and mighty champion, a fierce and relentless foe of sincerity and political correctness to summon the courage to speak his mind no matter who he offends.
It requires a shameless liberator of long lost laughter to rescue the planet from the evils of homogenized, overbearing, pre-packaged entertainment.
Who is this Duke of Decibels, this Guru of Grunge, this Messiah of Metal?
HIS. NAME. IS. MORONICA. AND HE IS HERE TO SWALLOW YOUR SOUL.
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