Mothra

A long, long time ago...way back when...yore...whenever, there was a band of gentlemen (and a lady) who felt that the world's problems could all be solved using the healing power of ROCK. So they set out to explore the darkest corners of the globe in search of the most potent ingredients from which to distill their own brand of epic ROCK AND ROLL. They dove to the deepest depths of the ocean to collect the suckers of the KRAKEN. They climbed to the highest Himalayas in search of the hair of the YETI. And they searched the most desolate desert to procure the claws of the CHUPACABRA. They then took these to their secret laboratory, and with their finely honed instruments have spent countless hours experimenting, combining, separating and recombining to produce the most powerful and intoxicating ROCK EVER. Now equipped with a cadre of combustible concoctions they traverse the earth righting wrongs and spreading the gospel of ROCK AND ROLL.