Neezie Pleaze

Neezie Pleaze

 Seattle, Washington, USA
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NWA [meets] Dave Chappelle [meets] The Pharcyde [equals] N. Pleaze

Biography

Neezie Pleaze, an Emcee with Vision

With the debut of his first full length solo album release, the "Pleaze Believe" LP, Neezie Pleaze (former frontman for the Classic Hip Hop Live Band; Maroon Colony) pushes the envelope of music, and traditional Hip-hop.

N. Pleaze plays well on throw backs to his self-professed influences (the likes of NWA, Nirvana, and The Pharcyde, to Beastie Boys, The Strokes and Jay-Z), and creates a new style of Hip-hop which Pleaze has coined "Converse-Music", or "Conversation-O-Flow".

Inciting movements is one of the chief reasons Neezie Pleaze established the Independent Record Label PDB Records, helping define the "Puget Sound", and further propel the Northwest-Coast as a force to be reckoned with.

"I've lived in the S-E-A my whole life," says Pleaze, "My Mom's side of the family is from South Africa, and my Dad's is from here, so I was allowed a unique perspective"

When asked about his music, Pleazie knows exactly where he's coming from, and what Neezie Pleaze's character is about.

"I wanted my shit to be something the homie could bump, but how I would do it... and [to also] prove that commercially viable flows don't have to be fucking weak-as-all-hell. The fact that I be on some of the same shit as these other dudes, yet mine is conveyed so eloquently- says a lot to me, and about me..."

When asked to further describe his distinctive style of discourse, Pleaze explained it as;

"That little dialogue that carries throughout my flow and my particular brand of satire I chop it up with the listener, like you would with the homie. That's that Converse-Music, you know? That's what makes me different. I'm a conversationalist. I drop Conversation-O-Flows, dialogue and all!"

The Pleaze Believe LP dares to bid fair-well to the secular trappings of today's Hip-hop quagmire, while forging a path into tomorrow's sound. Listeners quickly discern that this record is comprised of pure love for lyricism and song writing. Featuring the hottest cast of Sea-Town producers ever assembled (including the veteran talents of Vitamin D, and BeanOne), Neezie Pleaze's Pleaze Believe LP is the shit and demands to be experienced live!

http://www.pleazie.com/

Lyrics

Neezie Pleazie

Written By: X. Strothers

Verse [1]
Before you get mad, and wonder what's my bag,
guess I'm gonna have to make my self clear.
Final frontier, 206 Pimps we're
glad that yo monkey ass made it out here.
There's Purp on the left, on the right there's ho's...
(Uh, where they go?)
Up, there they go,
and just so you know, my shows bold and loud,
and if you cant dig that, feel free to leave now,
cause I bring it like: "Biatch!"
Come out yo cheese.
My name's Nigga Pleaze,
I don't sing about trees,
but if that trees burning,
watch with ease,
how I talk about trees referring to weeds.
Concurrent as bees on blackberries,
by a garbage can on uh hot summers eve,
now as I plant my hand on my N-U-T's,
every nigga, every breeze,
repeat after me.

Hook (X 2)
Say: Neezie Pleazie!
Neezie Pleazie!

Say: That's my Neezie!
That's my Pleazie!

Why ask why,
I'm one hell of uh guy!
Now, can I get an alibi?

Some Skyway/Northwest shit,
Bitch open up wide.
Y'all know me,
and this is how I ride.

(One hell of uh guy.)
(He's so fly.)
(High up in the sky.)
(My oh my)
(He's a straight up "G")
(Pleazie's off the heazie)

Verse [2]
Nigga Pleaze,
these fucking fleas,
parasites, don't invite these,
to a window seat for a bite to eat,
unless you like teeth in yo wind pipe, G.
What's up high and mighty,
I'm from the ghetto,
tragedy, like Othello,
when a nigga's uh nigga, and uh bitch is a ho,
P.O.'s aint' woah, but dough is though!
They'll scream: "Keep it Real",
but then keep it broke,
and have a year spin by like hundred spokes.
Let me hip y'all folks to how I'se raised,
blaze on the purple haze up out uh Skyway.
Now what if I said you smoke every day
on I-5, getting head down the freeway.
Sipping Tanqueray with yo feezie.
Yo feezie say you's her "Neezie!"
We living crazy up in the S-E-A,
like a roach juggling dynamite sticks with Raid.
You aint' trying to get paid, get out of my way.
I'll hold it down for this side of the Cascades.
Ho's say: "Pleaze, you so nasty...",
when I lean my thing up against their spleen,
bump her rump till they dispense the cream.
I leave 'em all drenched up in they wet dreams.
Pimp shit? I pimps this!
Pleaze don't spit no gimp shit.
If I said it, must have meant it.
My words always implemented.
Spit uh blurb of verb so splendid,
it'll twist yo face demented,
like the finest Cognac fermented,
Phit Da' Bill's my syndicate,
and bitch you cant forget my name,

Hook (X 2)
Say: Neezie Pleazie!
Neezie Pleazie!

Say: That's my Neezie!
That's my Pleazie!

Why ask why,
I'm one hell of uh guy!
Now, can I get an alibi?
Some Skyway/Northwest shit,
Bitch open up wide.
Y'all know me,
and this is how I ride.

(One hell of uh guy.)
(He's so fly.)
(High up in the sky.)
(My oh my)
(He's a straight up "G")
(Pleazie's off the heazie)

Verse [3]
(@ ease!)
I drop out the beat,
like a trap door
released beneath yo feet,
and y'all reply:
"Damn! Pleaze got heat,
like pumpkin seeds fresh off the cookie sheet!".
Here's the part of my verse where I rant and curse,
snatch grandmas purse, then I ran to 1st.
Panting with thirst, the purse in my hands @ first,
smurfed to my pants and out pops my damn shirt.
(You know you love Nigga Pleaze!)
I goes to work helping you flirt w/ that skirt and hit it backwards.
Tell me nigga, how would you attract her,
if the cut bumping in the club couldn't capture
that you was trying to pleaze her needs of rapture,
and help her see being w/ uh pimp's such a pleasure.
(Now, listen close...)
Then you pleaze her @ your leisure, don't feed her,
make her put a down payment on your Beamer,
then you leave her.
Cut her loose like a weed-eater.
Need some beaver?
Retrieve her, then redeem her, clean her,
dust her off, then preen her, see nigga,
my game's keener, bad to the femur.
Now, have you seen her sexy demeanor?
She meaner than a millimeter, she a man eater.
No need to beat around the bush,
she don't think so either.
Pleaze make haters believers.

Breakdown
(Everybody say:)
Neezie Pleazie,
My oh my,
he's so fly,
he's a straight up G!

(Okay... Everybody say:)
Neezie Pleazie,
Thats my Neezie
My oh my,
he's a straight up G!

Hook (X 2)
Say: Neezie Pleazie!
Neezie Pleazie!

Say: That's my Neezie!
That's my Pleazie!

Why ask why,
I'm one hell of uh guy!
Now, can I get an alibi?
Some Skyway/Northwest shit,
Bitch open up wide.
Y'all know me,
and this is how I ride.

(One hell of uh guy.)
(He's so fly.)

(High up in the sky.)
(My oh my)
(He's a straight up "G")
(Pleazie's off the heazie)

Lyrics reprinted by permission. All rights reserved. Copyright © 2006 Phit da Billion Records.

BLITZ

Written By: X. Strothers

Hook (X 2)
Blitz!
On every cover of them magazines it's:
"Nigga Pleaze is the most genius linguist!
Most distinguished, coast to coast he swings his
penis down multiple Venus's throats!"
Blitz!

Verse [1]
It's obvious
I'm the most un-godliest
un-modest, most gnarliest
out the gardens of artist's,
and that's why you love me.
No doubt by Job, that's why you love me so,
as I count my dough.
Yup!
It probably is!
I is where the party is,
G's up,
ho's where the Antarctic is.
I creep the foggiest.
I be smoking lovely.
I fly to where there's no clouds above me.
I'm hovering I'm covering
the world w/ the dark grey shadows of Seattle.
I'm not Jay or Stevie,
so no ribbons in the sky,
and I'm far from rattled w/ nigga's ready to die.
Nigga's!?!
So am I,
that's where we coincide,
and I'm willing to flip your side of the coin to tails.
Heads up!- Blam!
Your going to hell.
Xhavy-Xhav's javelin impale,
I strike like windy gales,
and y'all cant muster no bluster in yo sails.
That's why y'all just trail in my wake.
Please pardon my poignancy,
but you lack the buoyancy it takes
to navigate abroad or a lake.
Now that's bad
when all you had to do is go straight.
Dumb ass crackers,
it aint' safe.
Call me nigger to my face and get erased...
It's Neezie Pleaze to you.
Closed case.
Unless you want hollow tip holes
laced from chest to waist.
I make my self clear as space.
Xhavar's a star light years far
from this disgraceful ghetto waste
of a humanoid race.
I'm Container 1.
Something's in my thumb
tracking me around the place.
I'm an ace. Like I'm supposed to.
And you can see that.
That's why you believe that
he that
G that's
more than average as I shred up your cabbage
like coleslaw salad my sword is so savagely
wielded w/ malice
smash on yo palace
like Alice on them 'shrooms that she ate.
Nigga's ask me if G.O.O.D. L.I.F.E.'s living good?
I reply: "G.O.O.D. L.I.F.E.'s living great, nigga"...
It's G.O.O.D. L.I.F.E....

Lyrics reprinted by permission. All rights reserved. Copyright © 2006 Phit da Billion Records.

Roll'n

Written By: X. Strothers

Hook (X 2)
I'm uh rock it till the wheels fall off,
and when they go rolling,
I'll still be flowing these poems
Rock & Roll'n...

Verse [1]
God spoken, I'm chosen
to rep my block where hearts stay frozen.
Showboating get you shot in the open,
no joking, nigga's is that broken.
Blocks that molten hot pulsing
ocean of have not's that have not hoped in
a long ass time in these wrong ass times.
Watch me get mines
off of spitting lines,
that's how I shine,
I be glowing,
listen to the rhymes glistening golden
that I keep smoldering
out the cauldron,
smelt what I felt
melt and mold them
to place in shell cases spaces.
I load 'em,
I rock 'em, I lock 'em,
I load 'em, I told 'em,
but they aint' know till I showed 'em.
So I cocked it back,
bust my rap and smoked 'em.
Poked 'em full of more holes
than a bowl of cereal filled w/ Cheerios,
see I O'd 'em.
Oh! Niggero Crow's in controlling 'em.
My fingers on the trigger, nigga's taking hold of 'em...

Hook (X 1.5)
I'm uh rock it till the wheels fall off,
and when they go rolling,
I'll still be flowing these poems
Rock & Roll'n...

Verse [2]
I'm still going.
Take a drag,
uh nigga transform like Slagg,
steel toeing
the motherfucking door in half.
Nigga, my wrath forge the path
straight through your monkey-ass
if I have to,
cause I'd be uh dummy ass not to.
Cause it's not who?
It's not me!
It's not P-L-Eaze,
nor the G to the double O-D-L-I-F-E.
Getting Over On Devils is G.O.O.D.,
Living Is For Ever is L.I.F.E.,
and it's better
w/ cheddar.
Sprinkling that feta
is how I picked open her treasure chest,
her pleasures of flesh
for which I measure the best ever.
This girl gave me her Jetta.
Just cause I'm in her world,
just cause I'm clever.
Yes, I swerved her to the curb however,
not before I claimed the title as my engine idle
outside her home girls house, Gretta.
Tiss this dame's name that I'll put to shame...
Stain like glass windowpanes,
chip her brains then kick her out the frame.
Man, I've rearranged the game.
Hacked into the matrix, the hatetrix.
Fake shit never will things be the same.
It's time for change it's time to make this
weather better. No more rain,
but no pain no gain, or so goes the saying.
No guts no glory,
that's why the industry bores me,
all these nigga's rap the same story,
and morally they do it piss poorly,
and that's disorderly compared before me.
I speak more heat.
Freak w/ more freaks.
Move more feet w/ way more dope-er beats.
Northwest coast that's how it's supposed to be,
and they don't even come closely.
Mostly they rhyme grossly
while I rhyme trophies, keeping it going...

Hook (X 1.5)
I'm uh rock it till the wheels fall off,
and when they go rolling,
I'll still be flowing these poems
Rock & Roll'n...

Verse [3]
I know y'all gotta be like:
"This nigga's got some nerve rap'n that filthy
over acoustic guitars w/ so much gall
bar for bar he's killing me."
"Yeah, and this is only his first album.
He just came out, and I wanna know more about him."
Uh-huh, well it's nice to know y'all feeling me.
When you give uh thug love
it be healing me,
but don't doubt him.
I'm too 'bout 'em to be
anything less than the best, G-
L.C.'s for life and we
beat the hell out of the rest of these
lesser Emcees invest in B.P.'s
cause I keep squeezing shells like I'm on pump three.
I dump like seventy
times more rhymes multiplied several times is me.
P-L-Eaze, he equals MC
squared, nigga's.
Keep the flow elementary.
I make an entry every century.
I influence them immensely.
Till the wheels pop off my Bentley,
and after.
I'll still be flowing these poems,
rock & roll'n...

Lyrics reprinted by permission. All rights reserved. Copyright © 2006 Phit da Billion Records.

Discography

The Neezie Pleaze Discography:

- The "Pleaze Believe LP" Debuts; 7/11/06

- 2006 Finalist w/ "The International John Lennon Songwriting Contest" for the song; "Neezie Pleazie"!

- The Pleaze Believe LP is currently circulating over 130 Radio Stations across the Country!

- The Pleaze Believe LP debuts on the College Music Journal's Hip-Hop Top 40 at #30 (1/22/07)!

- The Pleaze Believe LP is chosen as The Strangers' own Larry Mizell Jr.'s Favorite Local Debut Of 2006!

- The Pleaze Believe LP is chosen as Seattle's own Easy Street Records; Bands To Know About!

2006 CMJ Rankings:

TW = This Week
LW = Last Week
TW = Two Weeks
PK = Peak
WKS = # of Weeks
ARTIST = Artist Name
TITTLELABEL = Title of Record and Label
===================================================
Jan/22/06
CMJ NMR Issue – 994
Hip Hop
TW LW 2WPK WKS ARTIST + TITLELABEL
29 35 * MOBB DEEP TITLE TBD SONY BMG
30 30 * NEEZIE PLEAZE Pleaze Believe Phit Da Billion
31 31 * PETE ROCK 914 Nature Sounds
===================================================
Feb 05/07
CMJ NMR Issue - 996
Hip Hop
TW LW 2WPK WKS ARTIST + TITLELABEL
22 25 24 20 7 JAY-Z Kingdom Come Def Jam
23 33 30 23 3 NEEZIE PLEAZE Pleaze Believe Phit Da Billion
24 29 28 24 3 TALIB KWELI AND MADLIB Liberation Blacksmith
===================================================
Feb 14/07
CMJ NMR Issue - 997
Hip Hop
TW LW 2WPK WKS ARTIST + TITLELABEL
27 28 - 27 3 SNOOP DOGG Tha Blue Carpet Treatment Geffen
28 23 33 23 4 NEEZIE PLEAZE Pleaze Believe Phit Da Billion
29 36 34 28 6 INTELLEKT AND DIRTY DIGITS Intellektual Property (Revised) ATF
===================================================
Feb 19/07
CMJ NMR Issue - 998
Hip Hop
TW LW 2WPK WKS ARTIST + TITLELABEL
32 16 11 3 11 FAT JON AND STYROFOAM The Same Channel Morr Music
33 28 23 23 5 NEEZIE PLEAZE Pleaze Believe Phit Da Billion
34 20 22 20 9 JAY-Z Kingdom Come Def Jam
===================================================
Feb 26/07
CMJ NMR Issue - 999
Hip Hop
TW LW 2WPK WKS ARTIST + TITLELABEL
32 32 16 3 12 FAT JON AND STYROFOAM The Same Channel Morr Music
33 33 28 23 6 NEEZIE PLEAZE Pleaze Believe Phit Da Billion
34 37 31 24 6 TALIB KWELI AND MADLIB Liberation Blacksmith

Set List

Neezie Pleaze's set list ranges from a 6-9-song club set to a full 1 hour concert. The all-original set may include:

BLITZ 2:19
Holdz It Down 4:17
Consecutive Heat 3:53
¡BOOM BOOM! 4:06
So Philthy 3:46
Move Like Me 4:14
Neezie Pleazie 4:40
In Control 4:33
Uh Thug W/ It 2:33
Where It's @ 4:12
She's My Type 4:18
Cocoacabana 4:11
Chrome Tornadoz 5:49
Weatherman 3:14
Roll'n 3:53
Watch… 3:36