Patrick Keane

I don't know where I'm from so my comedy has no specific origin. I'm an LA comedian, but I did my first few shows in Orange County where I grew up from junior high on. Before that I was in Michigan living near the Ohio border. You thought the San Diego/TJ border was bad, please. I was actually born in Toledo, OH and my family was almost slain for sneaking over the border in the middle of the night.

Grew up Catholic, and attended Catholic grade school, high school and college. Trying to unlearn a lot of it now. Went to Carroll College in Helena, MT on a football scholarship but never played because of knee injury which left me with nothing but memories and a morphine addiction.

Right out of College worked in Oakland on the docks and lived in San Francisco. Super Booty was my favorite band and I went to way too many shows. Just like I did with the band Hot Rod Lincoln when visiting friends at San Diego State.

Lived in Japan for two years and Korea for one. The similarities between us and them blew my mind more than the differences. They have smaller bodies which will be more useful in the apocalypse.

Life was going swell until I started doing stand up comedy. . .