paul moore

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Hey! Mr Barman

Written By: Paul Moore


V1 My wife hasn’t said she loves me for 6 years
no affection does she ever show (oh no).
Last month she ran away with my very dearest friend
I’ll miss him, why did Johnny go?

Chorus 1

(I said) Hey barman! Hey Mr Barman!
pour another beer, I need a little cheer
‘cos I ain’t got Johnny no more.

V2 I’m a hard working’ man, I toil from dawn ‘til dusk
but I love my job and pressure makes me thrive.
My wage packet was thicker than usual this week
‘cos it came complete with my P45.

Chorus 2

(I said) Hey barman! Hey Mr Barman!
pour another beer, I need a little cheer
‘cos I ain’t got a job no more.

Instrumental Bridge

D A7 G Em A A7
D D7 G A G D
Chorus 3

(Oh) Hey barman! Hey Mr Barman!
woncha. pour another beer, I need a little cheer
I just can’t take any more.

V3 Last night I was sitting in my ‘68 Corvette
when a pretty girl knocked upon my door,
she mentioned blowin’ hard and it sounded kinda fun
but then a breathalyser in her hand I saw

Outtro Chorus

Oh, Hey barman! Hey Mr Barman!
woncha pour another beer, I need a little cheer
‘Cos I ain’t got a licence no more
Oh, Hey barman! Hey Mr Barman!
Why didya pour another beer, when I was last in here,
now I ain’t got a licence no more.

Johnny Bull

Written By: Paul Moore


He ain’t no stud but he does alright, women seem to think that he’s a pleasant site, - Well quite
Some girls fuck him just for fun, then dump him for a better one who’s rich, - Ain’t life a bitch
He don’t look much stood in his vest, his only 6 pack is courage best

Johnnny Bull is on the pull, he’s on the town tonight
He’s Sometimes up and sometimes down
I know him well and I think, you do too

Married once for a 1000 days, she had the kids whilst Johnny pays - The CSA
His latest squeeze gives him grief, he’s an Indian, and she’s the chief - Its beyond belief
He don’t look much stood in his vest, his only 6 pack is courage best

Johnnny Bull is on the pull, he’s on the town tonight
He’s Sometimes up and sometimes down
I know him well and I think, you do too

Bridge Portion

He don’t look much stood in his vest, his only 6 pack is courage best

Go down the footie and you’ll hear him cheer
Go down the pub and he’ll buy you a beer
Go for a kebab he’ll be in the queue
He’s everywhere, he’s me and you
Johnnny Bull is on the pull, he’s on the town tonight
He’s sometimes up and he’s sometimes down
I know him well, very very well
And I think you do too
He’s Johnny Bull