Phaseur

In the early 1st century, two immortal men named Angus Gugelstophin and Mind Pilott lived and entertained in the Greek city of Pompeii. They mostly performed music and wrote town theatre movements that captivated audiences. These two sex symbols were enjoying a hot meat platter with grapes and wine when they heard their flock of women screaming for help. Angus dropped his meat and peeked around the corner, there he felt the hot steam from the hot molten lava that was flowing down their hometown streets. Mind quickly gobbled up his hot meat and used the silver meat tray to block the spewing hot lava while Angus swiped up their beautiful women. When the chaos subsided the city of Pompeii was in ruins. Lost and confused, Mind and Angus split from each other and both wandered the Earth separately for the next one thousand and twenty-five years. During their brief separation, they each studied and learned about every walk of life and I mean every walk of life! Then one magical day in the fall of 2004, while rollerskating in Lipp, England, Angus saw something he had not seen in one thousand and twenty-five years, a picture of Pompeii. Next to the picture of Pompeii was a woman crying and next to the woman crying was no other than Mind Pilott. Mind was whispering in her ear and his words told stories of his and Angus' adventures. So, Angus and Mind reaquainted with one another and they began to tell each other their stories of the steep slopes of the Alps, deep sea creatures, lost loves, forms of pound dancing, and jungle sounds. The two quickly became involved with the improvisation of music which landed them in the hands of a very wealthy and mysterious man who wishes to remain silent. This man helped craft their new form of sound into a golden nugget. Shortly after that, Phaseur the band was created. They immediately began recording their sagas and have never stopped. Listen, enjoy, love, laugh, cry, die and try not to enjoy Phaseur, I dare you! I'll give you a hint, start your journey with The Red Planet and follow that up with Hot Lava....to be continued....