Pigman

Saved from the slaughterhouse, pigman descended upon mortal man to convey the secrets of the rock gods, with a flurry of classic guitar riffs, electronic wizardry and sonic imagery, the one pig show mesmerizes those who witness the spectacle that can only be described as anything but BOARING!! Fans will squeal with delight at the pigheaded sensation sweeping the nation. Get ready for makin' bacon with a show that packs a lot of sizzle.

There once was a pig from the northlands,

Who rocked like a god without no bands,

He had riffs, he had smoke,

And his show was no joke,

And all who boar witness became pig fans!

Pigmans Favorite:

Hair Style: -PIGtails

Ice Cream - HOGen dazz

Instrument - TamBOARine

Animal - TIE: PORKupine & HedgeHOG

Favorite Position - Piggyback

Bird - PIGeon

Book: To Kill a MockingPIG

TV Actor: Arnold (Green Acres)

Cartoon Actor - TIE: Porky & Peppa

Food - Pigs in a Blanket

some of Pigman's favorite sayings:

HONK IF YOU'RE PORKY!

PIGMAN HAS NO BEEF WITH YOU

YOU CAN"T KEEP A GOOD PIG DOWN

PIGMAN, THE OTHER WHITE GUITARIST YOU"D LIKE TO MEET.

THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE PIG BUSINESS

PLEASE DON'T SQUEAL ON ME

I MAY BE MESSY BUT I'M NOT A BEEF JERKY

PLEASE DON'T BOAR ME WITH YOUR NONSENSE

WILL PORK FOR FOOD

GOD CREATED PIGS TOO