Reverend Funk Connection

"Long ago, when mother earth was still in her infancy, there waged an epic war in the heavens. As the sun rose on the fourth day, victory was stolen and, amidst the bloodshed, the Gods of Funk were banished to the realm of shadow and misery. There they lay for eons, consumed by inconceivable agony, waiting for the fates to take their course. For they knew that one day, five prophets would rise from the ash--born into a world led astray. Wielding only their divine instruments, the five chosen ones would catalyze a movement and unleash a groove of such awesome magnitude that it would shake the very fabric of the ether, dissolving the realm of exile and freeing the gods. The deaf will hear, the blind will see, and the lepers will GET DOWN! So goes the prophecy."

-Funkthusala 8:36