Roach

Roach

 Chicago, Illinois, USA
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An offensive, but fun Rock music juggernaut, who owns the stage everytime they're on it. Fans and fellow musicians are in awe and admiration after being in the pressence of a Roach show.

Biography

Roach has a unique blend of thought provoking lyrics, sensuous hooks, attitude, and Godly amounts of talent that make them one of the greatest rock acts of our time.

Dan’s words are second to none, in fact some would call him a modern day Shakespeare. His stage presence is envied by his peers. The sounds Darrell makes with his guitar are comparable only to the voice of God; he has a place in heaven based on his riffs alone. In order to describe Jason’s drumming, you have to make up a word that combines genius, perfect, surreal, and omniscient into one word. If Chris got into an accident and became a vegetable, he would still be able to play bass better than anyone in the world. He was given Christ-like skills with the bass.

Together the band forms a force more powerful than Voltron, more dangerous than the Sith, and more talented than Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and Joe Montana combined. In fact, if Ghandi had a hunger strike in the 21st Century, he wouldn't let up, until everyone has listened to Roach. If you don’t believe it, then go see them. You will quite possibly set up a shrine in your house, and convert to “Roachology.” Once you hear the music you will be saved forever.

Discography

Roach (2009)
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"I Gotta Take A Shit" played on The Red Peters Show and Howard Stern - Sirus Radio. Also, on the "Red Peters Comedy Music Hour Best Of Vol. 1"

Groundhog Day, Hoggin', Parkinsons Disease, Bookie, Canadian Borderline, Q, Senior Citizen Itch, Helen Keller played on "The Shredd and Ragan Show" 103.3FM WEDG.