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Unidentified Dancing Object

Written By: Maxine Rosenberg

Unidentified Dancing Object

I was hanging out at my favorite local place
When a flying saucer landed and it was from outer space
A creature climbed out in a real strange looking suit
He had wings and things and lots of legs but he was kinda cute
He walked up to the bar and gave us each a glance
He said “Hello Earth people...I’ve come to dance!”

It was an Unidentified Dancing Object...Unidentified Dancing Object...

He walked right up to me and I was feeling kinda weak
But his eyes all shone so brightly as he began to speak. He said
“I was recommended by a guy named Mr. Spock
He said if I came down to earth you’d teach me how to rock”
He started moving...He started grooving...
I fell in love with that strange looking creature from above

It was an Unidentified Dancing Object...Unidentified Dancing Object...

Oh...We danced all night...sometimes he’d fly just like a kite
And when he’d spin...he’d spin right outa sight

We shook and bopped and boogied and we held each other tight
But then he said “Oh no, I’ve got to go...I’ve got such a long flight
I don’t think I’ll be back real soon but maybe we can write”

Write? “All right...I must confess...
I’ve already downloaded your email address
And I’m so busted...I guess I gotta tell...
My information systems have the number of your cell
But I haven’t even looked at your social security number,
your mother’s maiden name or your date of birth...
And for what it’s worth...
The best planet I’ve ever been to...is Earth”

And then there was a Bang...and then a flash of light
And it just hurt so bad to watch those retro-rockets ignite
Because I loved him...I know I loved him
I fell in love with that strange looking creature from above

It was an Unidentified Dancing Object...Unidentified Dancing Object...

“I’d take you with me but my saucer’s a one-seater...By the way...
Did you ever hear of my great great grandfather? He’s the Purple People Eater” You mean ‘ting, tang, walla walla bing bang’?
“Wrong song...but I’ll always remember you....
Goodbye Earth people....”

(c) 2008 Maxine Rosenberg