Ross Shourds

Ross Shourds

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Lyrics

His & Hers

Written By: Ross E Shourds

Well I just about can turn around
If I’m careful and I’m slow
I’m talking about a living room
In a trailer that I know

Well I know this dwelling very well
It’s where I live you see
And my ex-wife isn’t far away
She lives right next to me

She’s got 9 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms
I’ve got an outhouse right out back
She’s got an antique silent butler
I’ve got a mirror with a crack

Her lawns are manicured and landscaped
My yard gets mowed for hay
I can’t forget who got most everything
I’m reminded every day

His and hers, like towels hung on a rack
She’s living in a mansion, I’m living in a shack
She’s got a maid to clean her bathrooms
I’m scrubbing my own floors
We’re not together, but we’re very close
Cause I’m living right next door

Well she almost had a heart attack
When she heard who bought this place
When she saw that I was moving in
You should have seen her face

She was always fair complected
She turned whiter than a ghost
When she realized her new neighbor
Was the man she hates the most

His and hers, like towels hung on a rack
She’s living in a mansion, I’m living in a shack
She’s got a maid to clean her bathrooms
And I’m scrubbing my own floors
We’re not together, but we’re very close
Cause I’m living right next door

Well life can take you places
Sometimes for a ride
Who’d have though that after our divorce
We’d end up side by side

Well I know it drives her crazy
But I’m as happy as can be
‘Cause now I see my children every day
They live right next to me

His and hers, like towels hung on a rack
She’s living in a mansion, I’m living in a shack
She’s got a maid to clean her bathrooms
And I’m scubbing my own floors
We’re not together, but we’re very close
Cause I’m living right next door