Royal Hoax
Hermitage, Tennessee, United States | Established. Jan 01, 2015 | INDIE
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Royal Hoax are going to be fucking huge.
Every single song on their self titled album would sound fucking perfect at the end of a movie. Like, I can seriously see credits scrolling up as I listen to them. Like, I almost died on the way home because I almost hit the name of some asshole key grip named Paul Morton.
I might not be able to explain this very well, but I dare you to mute the end of a movie, any movie (except 50 First Dates, YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE SONG AT THE CLOSING CREDITS OKAY?), and hit play on some Royal Hoax.
Feels perfect right?
shit, I just tried this at the beginning of Drop Dead Fred and the shit works there too. DAMN ROYAL HOES! YA'LL SOME HOAX!
The flamboyant and bedazzled rock cock these bastards flop around my ears is ginormously catchy, shiny and veiny. If one can get through at least two songs from the self titled album Royal Hoax from tits rockers Royal Hoax without sensually whipping your imaginary mane of hair out of your eyes like Mick Jagger on PCP, they are dead inside and should be avoided at all costs. This is air guitar, imaginary microphone and pretend your pants are made of leather type rock. Your penis (regardless of your gender) is visible through your pants throughout the entire listening period, and Royal Hoax were gracious enough to make it a well endowed package of lust.
At first I didn't really understand what I was listening to. I mean, these fruit-booters were from Michigan. Why do they sound British?
Well, they don't sound British, I discovered, they sound rock n roll bruh. Every ounce of energy these pukes can muster is excreted in their music and I for one am welcoming of the excretions.
Many excretions. Rock excretions. Rocretions? Noodles bruh. Rock noodles. Roodles?
Bruh. - syffal.com
Royal Hoax are going to be fucking huge.
Every single song on their self titled album would sound fucking perfect at the end of a movie. Like, I can seriously see credits scrolling up as I listen to them. Like, I almost died on the way home because I almost hit the name of some asshole key grip named Paul Morton.
I might not be able to explain this very well, but I dare you to mute the end of a movie, any movie (except 50 First Dates, YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE SONG AT THE CLOSING CREDITS OKAY?), and hit play on some Royal Hoax.
Feels perfect right?
shit, I just tried this at the beginning of Drop Dead Fred and the shit works there too. DAMN ROYAL HOES! YA'LL SOME HOAX!
The flamboyant and bedazzled rock cock these bastards flop around my ears is ginormously catchy, shiny and veiny. If one can get through at least two songs from the self titled album Royal Hoax from tits rockers Royal Hoax without sensually whipping your imaginary mane of hair out of your eyes like Mick Jagger on PCP, they are dead inside and should be avoided at all costs. This is air guitar, imaginary microphone and pretend your pants are made of leather type rock. Your penis (regardless of your gender) is visible through your pants throughout the entire listening period, and Royal Hoax were gracious enough to make it a well endowed package of lust.
At first I didn't really understand what I was listening to. I mean, these fruit-booters were from Michigan. Why do they sound British?
Well, they don't sound British, I discovered, they sound rock n roll bruh. Every ounce of energy these pukes can muster is excreted in their music and I for one am welcoming of the excretions.
Many excretions. Rock excretions. Rocretions? Noodles bruh. Rock noodles. Roodles?
Bruh. - syffal.com
Discography
Royal Hoax (self-titled/Full-Length)
2011
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Mark and Jake Hoke come from a background steeped in family. Their suburban roots exposed them to the idyllic classics -- the show tunes of Rodgers and Hammerstein and Disney films echoed around their home. Life in Michigan also played a part in exposing them to a soulfulness that comes from changing seasons and a state in constant transformation.
In their teens, the two used grunge and rock to rebel from their conservative school restrictions while also exploring the vintage sounds they discovered from the classic rock of their parents’ era. As two of five children in a lower middle class family, almost everything had to be earned. In this place of musical exploration and struggle, Royal Hoax was conceived.
Coming from an extremely artistic family, Mark and Jake were destined to pursue a life of creativity. On their self-titled debut, Royal Hoax delivers an intriguing mix of hit-worthy songs, some of which are best described as the intersection where catchy Brit-Pop meets Detroit Punk and Seattle Grunge.
Their debut EP has sold over 19,000 physical copies, all attributed to its pristine production quality and the band’s hard work ethic of selling them one by one at mall kiosks. This unconventional approach has allowed Royal Hoax to not only build deep, personal connections with their fans, but also has led them to garner more than 160,000 YouTube hits for their “Shiver Shake” music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Axm_IALJM8).
Royal Hoax is also passionate about feeding people in communities across the country. Working with organizations like Gleaners Food Bank, Second Harvest, The Salvation Army, and others through their Rock4Hunger Tour; Royal Hoax has fed over 80,000 meals by playing at over 50 high schools, colleges, and venues. All of this is in line with their commitment to serve a deeper purpose through music.
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