Ryan Funk

Ryan Funk

 Winnipeg, Manitoba, CAN
BandPopAcoustic

I sound like Axl Rose meets Eminem on steroids. I am co-signed by DJ Clinton Sparks. I am a finalist in this years International Song Writing competition. I go by the name Catskill.

Biography

“AXL ROSE MEETS EMINEM ON STEROIDS. I AM CATSKILL.”

Canada’s self-confessed lyrical madman is currently highly-ranked on Akon’s Hitlab with 10 of the top 100 analyzed songs - indicating Billboard chart potential - including the hit ‘Sugar Town’ and his controversial single ‘Kanye,’ both of which are nominated finalists in the 2010 International Songwriting Competition.

‘Kanye’ also caught the eye of number one Hip Hop website Allhiphop.com, which featured the track in its most popular column. Whilst on face value the song may well be one of the most inappropriate and offensive tracks you’ll hear this year, it is also extremely well-written and explicitly condemns many of the evils within the industry today, which frankly takes balls!

Thanks to his outspoken and off-the-wall approach coupled with his seemingly effortless lyrical abilities, Catskill is steadily gaining momentum and recognition within the industry as one of the premier all-round artists in the game today. Having already caught the eye of industry professionals, such as Akon, Angela Yee and Clinton Sparks, the talented emcee and lyricist is merely waiting for the right opportunity to take his promising career to the next level.

Lyrics

good to go

Written By: catskill

survey says.. i'm the best, cat's on track witta flow like yes! lewin- skeet skeet, presidents a dress, sess canabis man i miss that mess, to the E to the S to the N plus west, so fresh unless i funk it up, what? yeah i funk it up ladies i wanna touch you, shake ya butt. what? lets see them boobies your...
should be in movies, coochi coochi i know gucci, prada yadda, lets talk cash. 1 mil 2 mil 3 mil 4, cat bang bang on jay-z's door, eminem t.i ehi oh no, i'm the king you say fasho.

sugar town

Written By: ryan funk aka catskill

i went to the store to get some sugar
milk bread and a cheap hooker/
a girl was snapping her finger a looker
not a girl with rhythm but a girl with a booger/
whoa, stop.. slow down baby/
the way you flick snot it drives me crazy/ if you weren't ugly you could have my baby,she was blushing her eyes were amazing, i mean blood shot cock eyed and lazy, i wanna smell ur bum like a daisy,
she said hush. we really shouldn't rush!! i said let me walk you to your short bus, i sat next to her i started to cuss, regrets? yeah i didn't have turrets, what the fuck shit bitch cock sucker slut, she pulled down my pants and wiped my but, i told her yo you gotta way with words she said half her face is paralyzed she slurs she said she wanna be josie shwinard, i said you can do it!! but you have to work hard, her name is milly she's my sweet tard!!!

chorus

i went to the store to get crack crack crack crack,
the owner said we dont sell crap,
crap crap crap,
i said when can i come back?
back back back
he said when you suck my cack cack cack cack

its been two months and we've been training hard, milly and me and milly's gonna be a star, you should see all the bruises she gets when we spar or the dogs when we stick her head out the window,
she's happy with crackers juice and nintendo, i say hello moto.. then say Quasi, she drools up a storm when i get saucy, her nipples get hard when i get bossy, its cute that she's slower than a turtle that's boxing its depressing that her medicine's getting costly so i budget we no longer use rubbers, to save on heat i fart and she gets under the covers, i make sure she doesn't eat too much i lock cupboards, she's my busy bee and my mule that's stubborn, i play fight with her on the carpet give her rugburn, iv'e learned that supper doesn't cook it self, and she's learned not to ask about the top shelf, i bought her a dildo so she can fuck her self, she's not that smart but she's got a smart mouth.
special olympic, super terrific, this is my life, my life as i live it. my life as i live it.

chorus

i went to the store to get crack crack crack crack,
the owner said we dont sell crap,
crap crap crap,
i said when can i come back?
back back back
he said when you suck my cack cack cack cack

sugar town

Written By: Ryan Funk

sugar town

Written by: ryan funk aka catskill

i went to the store to get some sugar
milk bread and a cheap hooker/
a girl was snapping her finger a looker
not a girl with rhythm but a girl with a booger/
whoa, stop.. slow down baby/
the way you flick snot it drives me crazy/ if you weren't ugly you could have my baby,she was blushing her eyes were amazing, i mean blood shot cock eyed and lazy, i wanna smell ur bum like a daisy,
she said hush. we really shouldn't rush!! i said let me walk you to your short bus, i sat next to her i started to cuss, regrets? yeah i didn't have turrets, what the fuck shit bitch cock sucker slut, she pulled down my pants and wiped my but, i told her yo you gotta way with words she said half her face is paralyzed she slurs she said she wanna be josie shwinard, i said you can do it!! but you have to work hard, her name is milly she's my sweet tard!!!

chorus

i went to the store to get crack crack crack crack,
the owner said we dont sell crap,
crap crap crap,
i said when can i come back?
back back back
he said when you suck my cack cack cack cack

its been two months and we've been training hard, milly and me and milly's gonna be a star, you should see all the bruises she gets when we spar or the dogs when we stick her head out the window,
she's happy with crackers juice and nintendo, i say hello moto.. then say Quasi, she drools up a storm when i get saucy, her nipples get hard when i get bossy, its cute that she's slower than a turtle that's boxing its depressing that her medicine's getting costly so i budget we no longer use rubbers, to save on heat i fart and she gets under the covers, i make sure she doesn't eat too much i lock cupboards, she's my busy bee and my mule that's stubborn, i play fight with her on the carpet give her rugburn, iv'e learned that supper doesn't cook it self, and she's learned not to ask about the top shelf, i bought her a dildo so she can fuck her self, she's not that smart but she's got a smart mouth.
special olympic, super terrific, this is my life, my life as i live it. my life as i live it.

chorus

i went to the store to get crack crack crack crack,
the owner said we dont sell crap,
crap crap crap,
i said when can i come back?
back back back
he said when you suck my cack cack cack cack

sugar town

Written By: Ryan Funk

i went to the store to get some sugar
milk bread and a cheap hooker/
a girl was snapping her finger a looker
not a girl with rhythm but a girl with a booger/
whoa, stop.. slow down baby/
the way you flick snot it drives me crazy/ if you weren't ugly you could have my baby,she was blushing her eyes were amazing, i mean blood shot cock eyed and lazy, i wanna smell ur bum like a daisy,
she said hush. we really shouldn't rush!! i said let me walk you to your short bus, i sat next to her i started to cuss, regrets? yeah i didn't have turrets, what the fuck shit bitch cock sucker slut, she pulled down my pants and wiped my but, i told her yo you gotta way with words she said half her face is paralyzed she slurs she said she wanna be josie shwinard, i said you can do it!! but you have to work hard, her name is milly she's my sweet tard!!!

chorus

i went to the store to get crack crack crack crack,
the owner said we dont sell crap,
crap crap crap,
i said when can i come back?
back back back
he said when you suck my cack cack cack cack

its been two months and we've been training hard, milly and me and milly's gonna be a star, you should see all the bruises she gets when we spar or the dogs when we stick her head out the window,
she's happy with crackers juice and nintendo, i say hello moto.. then say Quasi, she drools up a storm when i get saucy, her nipples get hard when i get bossy, its cute that she's slower than a turtle that's boxing its depressing that her medicine's getting costly so i budget we no longer use rubbers, to save on heat i fart and she gets under the covers, i make sure she doesn't eat too much i lock cupboards, she's my busy bee and my mule that's stubborn, i play fight with her on the carpet give her rugburn, iv'e learned that supper doesn't cook it self, and she's learned not to ask about the top shelf, i bought her a dildo so she can fuck her self, she's not that smart but she's got a smart mouth.
special olympic, super terrific, this is my life, my life as i live it. my life as i live it.

chorus

i went to the store to get crack crack crack crack,
the owner said we dont sell crap,
crap crap crap,
i said when can i come back?
back back back
he said when you suck my cack cack cack cack

I Love That featuring Moka Only

Written By: Ryan Funk

I love that by Ryan Funk aka Catskill lyrics.

1st verse.

Ever since the first grade I was knockin at your door,

Knock knockin at your door knock knockin at your door/

I didn't have a lot of money I was kinda kinda poor/

One dollar got a hundred penny candies at the store/

50 for me uh.. 50's yours,

sweet child o mine Axl Rose couldn't have said it better/

Gotta love jone's cool. here wear my sweater

I thought nothing was iller Michael Jackson killed thriller/

Your hands holding my hands nothing more realer/

With a goddess like body type to make you sin/

Jesus Christ shes hot Mary Magdalene

Once is never enough hun please please come again.

I love that!

Chorus.

Baby it's only you, I could never look at other ladies these words are true
tell me that your gonna stay beside me, you pull me thorough
I could never find another baby it's only you. Hey...

2nd verse

See we had good times bad times all in between/

I really really loved to be all in between

her legs so smooth jeans fit mean

lavender baby powder fresh so clean/

Somebody pinch me this must be a dream/

Woke up to the smell incense on the seen

Sexy walks into the room coffee Irish cream/

Says I hope your hungry baby I want you to eat me

Then I threw her on the bed and said you complete me

parental discretion for the kids we got real freaky

lets say I was giving her lip and she was being cheeky

She rinsed off washed up and said please repeat me

I love that!

Chorus

Baby it's only you, I could never look at other ladies these words are true
tell me that your gonna stay beside me, you pull me thorough
I could never find another baby it's only you. Hey...

3rd verse

With a snap of a finger or a drop of a hat

I'd trade places with my baby in no time flat

she goes through her remission hopes the killer wont come back

It sucks like a straw I'll fucking break cancer's back

She always smoked camels cause camels was her pack/

I was king, she queen, perfect 10 got jacked,

had an ace in my sleeve told the disease to leave

I kissed her boo boo she looked at me an then said please.

Stop.. Stop.. I need to be alone

I said okay baby I'll call you when you get home/

She blew me a kiss and said please feed the fish/

A year later we got married now the cancer don't exist.

I love that!

Baby it's only you, I could never look at other ladies these words are true
tell me that your gonna stay beside me, you pull me thorough
I could never find another baby it's only you. Hey...

Daddy Loves You

Written By: Ryan Funk

The most beautiful thing in the world is my daughter/
The lord Jesus Christ my savior my father,
Chloe Agnes Macdonald and not quite Funk
until then I'll try to be at peace like a monk/
I proposed to mommy at the shipyard my ship sunk
I guess it wasn't my turn like a tire in the trunk
and Daddy was immature but his heart was pure/
Dylan and Chloe that's my 2 babies yeah for sure/
If I could take back time I'd leave time as it were/
to be with you, I'd throw away the diabetes cure/
I swear honey we'll make it, oops I beg my pardon/
I want a limousine to escort you to kindergarten/
and we can be like Dora and live in tree house/
I got you a jolly jumper you used to love to bounce/
Daddy cried when he saw that first tooth in your mouth/
and you've been heaven on earth infinity is what your worth.

Chorus
Your Daddy loves you baby. yes.. oh oh oh.
God bless you little lady. A star is what you are.
Your Daddy loves you baby. yes. oh oh oh.
God bless you little lady. A star is what you are.

Pitter patter monkey my baby doo's feet/
She's got the same little piggies as me that's so neat/
Her eyes are mommies same shape and size/
I swear to God she's the reason I'm here and there's no lies, on this earths stage your Daddies first prize/
When I saw your ultrasound I thought I was going to die/
Your the wink of an angel my beautiful dove/
Before July 14 2003 I never knew love/
Your Daddy loves you baby. yes oh oh oh
your perfection drives me crazy,
Chloe is a princess daughter of a king/
I'll do what ever's necessary by any means/
We spoil you with candy you should really eat your greens. You giggle when Daddy toots magical fruit too much beans To make you laugh Chloe I'd do anything because..

Chorus
Your Daddy loves you baby. yes.. oh oh oh.
God bless you little lady. A star is what you are.
Your Daddy loves you baby. yes. oh oh oh.
God bless you little lady. A star is what you are.

These are the realest lyrics I ever spit it's heartfelt/
My pumpkins got the smile to make her Daddy's heart melt/
I knelt by Mommy's belly and I rubbed and hissed her tummy and my monkey was so small she used the sink as a tubby/ We got you a ducky you thought a soother was yukky, you looked at me and your expression was like you got milk? I cried over that and it wasn't even spilled/
Now my little lamb is entering her terrific 2's/
She speaks so cute and solves mysteries on blues clues/
Even if Daddy makes it the real star is you/
Cause your future is why I better myself and do what I do/
You conquered that mango with only 2 teeth to chew/
Now that's a Kodak moment and these moments are so few
I want you to know I never minded diapers starring poo poo/ and I enjoyed every second that we play peek a boo/
I love you mother I love you brother and I love you!

Chorus
Your Daddy loves you baby. yes.. oh oh oh.
God bless you little lady. A star is what you are.
Your Daddy loves you baby. yes. oh oh oh.
God bless you little lady. A star is what you are.

Discography

2009 my album Heir To The Throne hosted by Clinton Sparks by Catskill available on itunes.

Set List

My set is 30 minutes to an hour.