Scotts Roger

Scotts Roger

BandFolkRock

You'll laugh, you'll cry, get angry with the government, but love America, and be jealous of Crack Ho's. No two songs on this record are alike; Scotts Roger clearly has A.D.D.; he doesn't know how he feels, but says what he means, and never holds back.

Biography

Scotts Roger began with 15 years of songwriting and an album that took 2 years to record! Realizing he needed a band, Scott turned to his lovely wife, Sarah, and proposed a musical union. The result has been difficult to describe. They both play guitar and sing. Sarah plays viola, autoharp, harmonica, various percussion instruments, and keyboards! Scott's songs are radically different from one another. No genre fits the bill. Song topics range from love and love lost, to revenge and baptists. You decide.

Lyrics

Mrs. Right

Written By: Scott Peterson

I'm sick of prissy bitches, and the things they say to me.
I want a feminine woman who's tough. Were could she be?
Well, I met one last summer at the Indigo Girls show.
And the next time I saw her, was at the Home Depot.

If she's lookin for a man who's more of a woman than she, that's me.
And I'm lookin for a woman who's more of a man than me

Will you go camping and cuddle me in the cold?
Will you eat that block of cheese after you trim the mold?
Will you sail on my boat and not get sick?
Do you prefer vaginas but you don't mind dick?

Whisper sweet nothings in my ear about your favorite high percentage beer.
Spark plugs and motorcycle oil. You're not afraid of a little soil.

I'll do the dishes and you take out the trash.
I'll be polite cause you're a little brash.
I'll sing the treble and you'll sing the bass.
You carry brass nuckles and I carry mace.

If she's lookin for a man who's more of a woman than she, that's me.
And I'm lookin for a woman who's more of a man than me.

Crack Ho's

Written By: Scott Peterson

Workin, slavin', spend all my money savin'. Spend all my savins drinkin wine.
If I could earn a billion, and save a couple million, doin a' right by god, then I'd feel fine

When the end of the day is done, why should crack ho's get to have all the fun?
Who gets sex, money, and drugs but pays no one?
Why should crack ho's get to have all the fun?

Waspy ethic progress is pathetic. Health insurance doesn't help the dead.
Investments losin', I'll spend what's left on boozin', quit my job and be a pimp instead!

When the end of the day is done, why should crack ho's get to have all the fun?
Who gets sex, money, and drugs but pays no one?
Why should crack ho's get to have all the fun?

Church collection, tryin' to reach perfection. You feel guily but everybody sins.
Ten dollar sex positions, drugs and politicians, free rent and food stamps; everybody wins!

When the end of the day is done, why should crack ho's get to have all the fun?
Who gets sex, money, and drugs but pays no one?
Why should crack ho's get to have all the fun?

Discography

"Good Breeding" full length album- released 2006 on itunes, cdbaby, and amazon.com

Set List

Sorry Mom, What're We Gonna Do?, Lack of Surprise, Way to Go Me, Crack Ho's, Tell Me, Everybody Loves Me, All I'm Asking of You, And maybe "New Slang" by The Shinns, or "I'll follow You" by Death Cab for Cutie