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"This band is the reason I invented the internet." -Al Gore

"Seeing this band reminded me of the day I bought The Total Gym - as in TOTALLY WORTH IT." - Conan O'Brien

"Don't see this band if you don't want to purchase cattle...they convinced me!" Katy Perry

"Everyone in the band was about average height so I took all of the pasta out of my socks." -Hilary Duff

"Don't bring any cabbage to this show, trust me." -Bill Gates

"My favorite part was all the free surgery." -Oprah