Sexy Butchers
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Sexy Butchers

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The best kept secret in music


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Under another name the band self recorded and self released couple of fullband and one acoustic albums.
We probably have enough material to properly record about 5 double albums...but under the name Sexy Butchers(which means from the last October 2004) we did a Demo-CD "meat the butchers" for Promoters and Venues.
And now we're working on our real first proper recorded Debut Album...


Feeling a bit camera shy


Sexy Butchers-brought to you in association with WAR and RAMPANT CAPITALISM

Welcome to the wholesome, church-burning playground of SEXY BUTCHERS.
Originally conceived as a manufactured artrock idol project by simon
"cockmaster" cowell, who abandoned the idea when he was unable to find
anyone shallow enough to actually do it, the plan took on a sinister twist
when it was co-opted by a street gang of deadly special needs children who
vowed to hold the world to ransom with their catchy tunes and spiteful
revenge fantasies.

The band is a classic four-piece layout combining the chronic mentalism of
stomach-pumping distorted basslines with the harsh attack of the fender
chainsaw sandwiched between face-kicking drums and the voice of satan
tormenting cancer patients.These are four young men with impeccably bad
taste waving their fingers at a future they will never see without medical
So far this year they have divided their time between writing and gigging
the toilet circuit with a brief foray into the studio to record their debut
album (which will hopefully see the light of day sometime this summer) with
sights set on foreign opportunities and low-level record company interest
2005 looks like being the year of "something".

The Sexy Butchers live experience is exactly that : an experience.Try to
imagine the scene : a man with plastic breasts and an evil disney mask is
thumping the drums with thunderous volume-to the right of him stands a six
foot hairy boy in a black suit spazzing like an epileptic while to the left
stands a large man wearing only torn jeans and a sombrero.In front of them
all is a stocky man in a pink leotard, large white underpants and velvet
cape. He is screaming "piss your pants on a bus shouting fuck". It is
different.Sometimes they don't dress up but that seems somehow more