Shaizy

To start off, my name is Shai Mate. I’m skinny punk white kid from Van city, and I don’t smoke joints. Blunts only please. Live by it. I started rapping a lil while ago and I been loving life since. Real talk. You do judge the book by the cover don’t lie to yourself. Just accept reality and start dressing doper. See I was only born in June last year when I graduated High School. And lemme tells you it was definitely HIGH school. Why go to high school when you can go to school high…right? All I did at school was smoke weed and rap. Oh yeah, I guess I also ate sushi. Every. Single. Day. Sushi, blunts, and woman are my shit. Boss shit. Swag.
I’m old school like beating your students. Old school like the music you love. I’m old school like the mullet. I’m old school like Michael Jackson when he was still black. I’m old school like hitting up your mama when she was still a virgin. I’m old school like people giving a shit about each other. Old school like no sex before marriage… ok, I’m not THAT old school. Haha. Unfortunately the old school was torn down, if you take a look below you’ll find the rules to the new school. Effective immediately.
Hip Hop’s New School Rules
Attention all rappers, I repeat attention all rappers some new school rules are bout to come into affect so prepare yourselves accordingly:
1. No method of intake to use marijuana is permitted besides being rolled into a blunt. Boss shit.
2. No clothing can be worn except for your uniform. Uniform: Anything fresh to death. Swag.
3. Only the illest beats and rhymes are permitted in the new school.
4. B.O.P your heads to the beat at all times.
5. No ladies with breasts smaller than a B cup bra and no ladies with a butt smaller than 25 inches around are permitted on the premises.
6. Haters must sign in at the front desk before entering the new school grounds.
7. All races and ethnicities are accepted.
8. Money over bitches. Bros over hoes.
9. West coast, best coast. That’s it. It’s done.
10. Last and MOST IMPORTANT rule, what Shaizy (new school principle) says goes.

Any questions or concerns regarding the new school rules, inquires about bookings, Blunts Only Please T-shirts, future projects, collaborations, or hard copy versions of Blunts Only Please, please email me, the kid Shaizy at shaimate@hotmail.com, Thank you