Shelvis the TransVelvis

Shelvis the TransVelvis

BandComedyAvant-garde

The once King of Rock N Roll has decided to lay low after his sex-change surgery and extensive liposuction. The King is now the Queen, and on tour to support the new RCA compilation "Elvis #1 Hits" in order to meet the terms and conditions of his record contract.

Biography

Here she is everybody....Once known as the great *Elvis*....he didn't die....he HAD A SEX CHANGE, and lots of liposuction!

Now, for your pleasure and entertainment....here tonight....it's SHELVIS! .....Shelvis the SHE-ELVIS! SHELVIS.THE TRANSVELVIS!!

Shelvis is currently, according to the Weekly World News, in seclusion. The once King of Rock N Roll has decided to lay low after his sex-change surgery and extensive liposuction. The King is now the Queen, and on tour to support the new RCA compilation "Elvis #1 Hits" in order to meet the terms and conditions of his record contract.

The Queen had this to say about the upcoming tour "Damn *&^%$# RCA Records, they were holding Lisa Marie hostage, told me I had to fill my end of the recording contract those &^%$$#@@#@@ !!!"

Occasionally the King (Queen?) can be spotted belting out one of his/her old songs onstage, or even some "new" Shelvis songs from the upcoming release called "DisGraceland, Off the Toilet and Out of the Closet". Audiences are always in for a treat when Shelvis the Transvelvis takes over the spotlight after 25 years of seclusion!

The new record will feature completely new songs that Colonel Parker had rejected, wanting to keep Elvis in the closet, the CD will feature "Queen for a Day", "Shithouse Blues".

Call (781) 640-5185 to book ShElvis for your next party or event! Order merchandise, leave messages for Shelvis or the band, join the Transvelvetine Fan Club, and hear songs off of the new Shelvis the TransvElvis CD, "DisGraceland, Off the Toilet and Out of the Closet"!

Discography

You should already know all of Shelvis' hits