Sir Millard Mulch

Sir Millard Mulch


An esoteric supervillian music composer / author / essayist / cult-leader with an uncanny ability to hire famous musicians, then turn around and anger listeners from all over the globe with his witty, sardonic, elistist pop music.


On his records, Sir Millard Mulch constructs an imaginary rock orchestra of super-hero virtuoso musicians integrating the greatest strengths of human creativity and computerized perfection. On many compositions he shamelessly employs midi sequencing and digital editing to create arrangements that would otherwise be impossible to perform -- not to hide mistakes like other producers do, but to express his ideas clearly and with no limitations.

Although this enigmatic guitarist / bassist / keyboardist / vocalist / programmer / composer / producer regularly works with a brain-trust of sometimes anonymous, sometimes imaginary co-writers and artists and jumps at the chance to exploit anyone's rare talents -- he often opts to perform and record entire orchestrations by himself. His motto? "No Band, No Band Problems." His principal instrument and the primary tool he employs is Steinberg's Cubase, which he has used exclusively for a decade.


His Triple-Disc Concept Album, "How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody, Once And For All!" was released on Trey Spruance's Mimicry Records in July 2005. Prepare for and expect a whopping four-hour long concept album that includes guest appearances from Virgil Donati (Planet X, Steve Vai Band), Nick D'Virgilio (Tears For Fears, Mike Keneally Band), Nils Frykdahl (Sleepytime Gorilla Museum), Mark Critchley (Itch), Dave Meros (Spock's Beard), Paul Mazurkiewicz (Cannibal Corpse), Morgan Agren (Frank Zappa, Dweezil Zappa), and Larry Boothroyd (Victims Family). An accompanying book (over 200 pages long and filled with illustrations) is available separately for purchase.

Set List

Sir Millard Mulch's shows consist of a twisted amalgamation of embattled multi-media forces, assaulting the audience with a true Theater of Cruelty. Duration: 17 Hours.

Song Titles And Lecture Topics Include:

15 Interesting Things To Do With Tiny Chairs II
2 Become 1 (Spice Girls)
A Brief History Of Broccoli
A Lecture On Coffee
A Letter From Nostradamus
A Review Of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged
All Sales Finale!
All Sorts Apparel's Politically Incorrect Clothing!
An Educated Guess (Simon Said...)
An Essay On Milk
And Now, The Moment You've All Been Waiting For...
And The Merchants Of Earth Shall Weep And Mourn
Any Idiot With A Computer...
At The Zoo
Bad Imitation Of Buckethead?
Bankruptcy & Beyond!
Battle Hymn of the Suburban Horticulturalist!
Breakfast, Breakfast, Breakfast!
Brian Tracy Caeser Salad
Brunch With Bronco Nagasaki
Buy My Album, You Stupid Kid
Can We Go To The Chinese Theater?
Cap'n Jack's Straight-From-The-Can Applefish!
Chariots of the Sales