Sista Fista
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Sista Fista

Toronto, Ontario, Canada | Established. Jan 01, 2011

Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Established on Jan, 2011
Band Alternative Punk


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This band has not uploaded any videos



"Blacktooth Ent & Golden Spruce Ent Present Women of Rock Starring Doll, with co-stars Skullians & Sista Fista"

Sista Fista is the rawest, a perfect band for everyone who likes their music dirty and loud. Maybe fuelled by cough syrup and Red Bull. Let their rollicking, irreverent, unapologetic punk remind you why hangovers are always worth it. - Cashbox Magazine

"Doll at The Bovine Sex Club"

Sista Fista came on immediately after and both beguiled and revolted the audience with catchy riffs but disgusting double-intendres. They handed out latex gloves to everyone in attendance and embraced a similar vibe to the infamous Rockbitch. Sista Fista features an adorable little sparkplug named Megan Merrick on lead guitar who bedazzles with scintillating solos. Her performance sticks in mind. But the lyrics to the music her band played are probably going to mess around with my subconscious for a lot longer. - UberRock


At Your Cervix (EP) - 2011



Sista Fista is an eclectic four-piece powerhouse rock band from Toronto comprised of three vulgar ladies up front and drummer Gary Fairy behind them keeping the beat. Their not-so-innocent lyrics are hidden in catchy melodic tunes making it easy for listeners to sing along before they can grasp what they're actually singing.

The band consists of the brazen Sami Cesspool up front on bass and vocals. Mary Crotchzilla is to her right, blasting out guitar rhythms, while Megan Jailbait is on her left with squealing leads. Gary Fairy is the backbone of the band; his ground-shaking hits leave the stage spangled in bras.

Sista Fista has been playing shows across Ontario and Quebec since 2011 and every performance leaves audiences wet and hungry for more. Their debut EP "At Your Cervix" was recorded at Chalet Studios by Ian Bodzasi (Sum41, Rush, Our Lady Peace). It starts with "Fist Fight Fuck", a hard riff-driven tune that'll make you want to punch everything in sight. The fun doesn't end there: the fan-favourite "Hate Crime My Asshole" would leave a construction site blushing.

Currently, Sista Fista are gigging and gearing up to record their debut full-length album. Greig Nori (Treble Charger, Sum41) has recently described Sista Fista as "beautifully raunchy". If you are looking for sex appeal, filth, and catchy riff-driven rock, Sista Fista delivers, leaving every crowd in shock.

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