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Stick This In Your iPod - Febuary 2008
Clowns From Uranus - July 2008
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As the earth spins faster towards oblivion, one man stands alone against the relentless attack from an army of depressing and painfully bland pop acts as they bare their damaged souls to an over-saturated, snoring populace of increasingly jaded and bored consumers.
Juvee Records, in association with INgrooves Pure Digital Media is proud to introduce the most outrageous and foul mouthed rock star ever to pull on tight leather pants and grab a microphone...
In a time of great change in the music industry, it is our pleasure to present to you a man not the least concerned with honor, dignity, humility, manners, integrity, character or decency.
For it takes a true and mighty champion, a fierce and relentless foe of political correctness to summon the courage to speak his mind no matter who he offends.
It requires a shameless liberator of long lost laughter to rescue the planet from the evils of relentless, overbearing, homogenized, pre-packaged entertainment.
Who is this magnificently maniacal musical savior?
His name is Skippy Tornado: Spaz Rock Super Hero.
The Duke of Disaster…
The Fighting Fists of Fury…
The World’s Loudest Hard Rock Comedian.
The Story So Far…
The former lead vocalist for SuperBooty, San Francisco's legendary 15-piece party band, Mr. Tornado retired from the group in late 2006 due to multiple unplanned pregnancies.
After 350 concerts, including shows at LollaPalooza, The Fillmore, Bimbo's, Slim's, The Great American Music Hall, The Catalyst and the Cow Palace, Skippy had accomplished all he possibly could in the funk rock musical genre and had fathered more illegitimate children than James Brown.
After his final concert on New Year's Eve, Tornado went berserk, demanded a vasectomy and vowed never to play music again. He was seen the following evening at a local open mic (boy, that didn’t take long).
In early 2007 he went into seclusion to hide from lawyers and avoid numerous paternity tests and began composing new material for his upcoming solo project.
Channeling his anger at all who had dared to try and silence him, in the Fall of 2007 Tornado went into the studio to record "Stick This In Your iPod", a mezmerizing album of blistering hard rock comedy.
His debut release was distributed in February of 2008 to a world-wide audience of snarling and ungrateful juvenile delinquents.
They were so hypnotized by the ruthless and punishing tunes that they refused to attend school and as an act of mass hysteria carved the initials "ST" into their own foreheads.
Unhappy with millions of dollars in new music royalties, Tornado continued on his musical misadventure and spent the Spring of 2008 back in the studio.
In June he emerged as a battle scarred comedic warrior with twelve ear splitting tracks in hand.
With gut busting anthems such as "Swallow Your Soul", “The Duke of Disaster”, “Sphincter Boy”, “Evil Nad Cracker” and “Jack Johnson’s Big Black Johnson”, the album was both Tornado’s most sophomoric and least mature effort to date.
He states: "My first album "Stick This In Your iPod" was more of a straight up rock record, with outrageously offensive songs such as "Barfed In My Backpack", "Big Boobed Babysitter" and "Who Took A Dump In My Lunch Box?".
"Apparently on those songs I wasn't screaming loud enough, so now I'm going for the throat and no one can stop me!"
On July 8th 2008 his follow up record "Clowns From Uranus" was released and quickly has become the number one album of choice for spoiled, lazy, self-centered teenagers whose only goal in life is to drive their parents out of their own homes.
Tornado states "It is my greatest wish that they succeed, as long as the parents leave their credit cards behind so that their brainless, comatose offspring can fund my project and join The Skippy Tornado Army."
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