Slutty Squirrels

With our individual pasts not being the business of anyone on the internet, with the exception of ourselves, we'll start with the tenure of The Slutty Squirrels in the Warehouse Rock genre. For many LONG months now we have excited the fans of warehouse rock like no other band on the face of God/Buddah/Muhammad/Atheismo's green Earth. The Slutty Squirrel's will literally risk life and limb for the sheer pleasure and enjoyment of our fans from around the world. And we do it because of the HUGE, MASSIVE, ego's that we have, but we also do it for the love that we have for this band. Granted whether you like us or you don't, the fact of the matter is you will not ever, EVER, in your lives see a band more charismatic, more flamboyant, or more talented than the Slutty Squirrels. We're about to embark on a new generation. What we do is go out there and thrill people, excite people beyond belief. The Slutty Squirrels are hot, on fire, and ready to go. And to all our Nutz and Slutz out there, we guarantee you beyond a shadow of a doubt we will give you a show you have never, EVER seen before. Why? Because we can.