Smotherbox

Smotherbox

 Sydney, New South Wales, AUS
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Smotherbox delivers infectious songs with absurd and disturbing lyrical content in a mish-mash of styles including funk, ska, metal and pop. Punters seeing Smotherbox for the first time typically go through the 'five stages': shock, curiosity, shame, submission and finally addiction.

Biography

Hailing from Sydney, Australia, Smotherbox is like a well loved brand of cereal: not too heavy, not too light and full of tasty fruit. You won't hear a big-arse metal riff without a playful children's melody following shortly after. Nor will you hear funk bass line without some wanky classical bit or a Beatles-esque vocal harmony. Smotherbox is also a great source of B-group vitamins and aids bowel function.

Lyrically, Smotherbox marries the ridiculous and the extreme, exploring the important questions of 21st century life:

- Would a tampon-inspired superhero be popular with children today?
- Is a craving for breast milk healthy for a grown adult?
- Should prostitutes be required to follow the same stringent O.H. & S. requirements as workers in other industries do?

Musically, Smotherbox is a mish-mash of styles including funk, ska, metal and pop.

Punters seeing Smotherbox for the first time typically go through the 'five stages': shock, curiosity, shame, submission and finally addiction.

Currently you can find Smotherbox gigging around the live circuit in Sydney, Australia, and producing a video clip the much loved 'Hunting Wabbits'.

Lyrics

Teabagged

Written By: Smotherbox

you've gone and fallen asleep and left yourself exposed
to a pair of testicles being laid upon your nose
whats that in your teeth kinda looks like a short n curly
guess thats what ya get for conking out so early

how do your take your tea? is it black or white?
where do you want your teabag, on your left cheek or your right?
how many sugars, was it one or was it two?
you won't need sweetening when this teabagging's through

how you like my balls up in your face?
how you like that sweaty, salty taste?

i think i'm enjoying this more than i should
'cause this hear teabag is giving me wood

how you like my balls up in your face?
how you like that sweaty, salty taste?

Hunting Wabbits

Written By: Smotherbox

gonna catch me that wabbit and ya know what im gonna do
i'm gonna skin that wascal and make me a wabbit stew
gonna break his bones, drink the marrow clean
it'll be the last time the screwy wabbit fucks with me

be very quiet im hunting wabbits

got my twin barrel shotty primed and im ready for the hunt
gonna blast away that smart arsed wabbit cunt
i swear this time the last laugh will be mine
tonight on tasty charcoaled wabbit we will dine

be very quiet im hunting wabbits

they call me mr fudd, im the real deal motherfucker
i aint no dud
im a lean mean killing machine
and i loves me the taste of rabbit spleen
i gots a taste for blood gonna catch that rabbit
just you trust fudd
and when he's in my grip
he's beating heart out i will rip

thats right mr. wabbit, whose laughing now?
as im passing your remnants out my bowel

Fire In My Loins

Written By: Smotherbox

it all started when we first locked eyes
the event was cataclysmic, starting fires
i was the kindle you were the spark
soon our passion was lighting up the dark
girl you were smoking, hot to the touch
your presence had me heating up in the crotch
the burn started raging out of control
as the flames licked higher down below

fire In my loin
you set the burning in my groin
fire In my loin, fire in my ….

the decision was made to stoke the fire
and back to my pad we did retire
wasn't long 'fore our clothes were shed
and the real blaze erupted upon my bed
our naked bodies radiating heat
smoke rising up from 'neath the sheets
molten building up to a scorching load
as my volcano did explode

fire In my loin
you set the burning in my groin
fire In my loin, fire in my ….

i awoke the next morn to a bad situation
down in my crotch an aching sensation
i go to the john to see what's the matter
a fiery discharge expels from my bladder
i fall to the tiles in agonising pain
clutching my junk all swollen and inflamed
its painfully clear upon further inspection
the bitch has given me a sexual infection

Discography

Three-track demo featuring 'Teabagged', 'Hunting Wabbits' and 'Fire In My Loins'.

Set List

Teabagged
Fire In My Loins
Hunting Wabbits
Hi Viz Vest
The World's Fattest Man
Cookie Monster