Snakes

Snakes

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Snakes is a comedy rap group. Their members, Billy and Adam, have been performing comedy together with sketch team, Harvard Sailing Team, for five years. Snakes has a monthly comedy concert at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York. NYComedy.com, "Snakes: NYC's Top Comedic Rappers"

Biography

Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick are a two man comedy team based in New York City. Known for their work writing and performing with the award winning sketch comedy team, Harvard Sailing Team, they perform two man stand up comedy and produce online comedy videos under the name, Billy and Adam. Their rap group, Snakes, performs at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. Billy and Adam's professional credits include ESPN, Sesame Street, Comcast, BMW, Pontiac, Red Stripe, CollegeHumor and many more.

Lyrics

Cracka

Written By: Snakes


[Adam]
Yo Bill man, I was just playing ball on the playground
Things were getting rough
And somebody dropped the C word

[Billy]
The C Word?

[Adam]
Cracker

[Chorus]
Oh no, no, no...

[Billy]
Because my face is the same color as a cracka
Which is why black people call white people cracka
They be like
'Yo Cracka, can I borrow a cracka
C'mon Cracka, share ya crackas Cracka be a cracka'
But my face ain't the shape of a cracka
A cracka is a square
My face looks like a lightly cooked pancake
Black people have a slightly darker pancake
We're all pancakes
Black and white pancakes

[Chorus]
Oh no, no no...

[Adam]
This to all my crackers, computer hackers and slackers
All my people whose fathers are buying weed wackers
Yeah I'm a cracka
Like a saltine I got holes
I got these in my ears
More holes in my nose
But you're wrong if you're thinking I'm holy
Just a silly rolly poly
I only like to kid and cajole
So feel free to pigeon hole me
I'll say yeah I'm a cracka
I'm a cracka like Brian Urlacher

[Billy]
I'm tired of all this cracker conversation
If we're talking food
If we're talking food
Then listen up ya'll
If you are what you eat then I'm a cheeseburger
Never met a salad bar a cracka couldn't murder
Heard a rumor that crackas can't dance
But if cracka's can't dance tell me what you call this

[THE ELECTRIC SLIDE PLAYS]

[Chorus]
Oh no, no, no...

[Adam]
So can we all agree to cool it with the name calling
You wouldn't like it if I started calling you names
We're all pretty sensitive, so
Cool it

[Billy]
If you don't know
Now you know
Cracka

This Ain't a Love Song (This is A Like Song)

Written By: Snakes

[Adam]
Mm... girl when we spent the night together, damn
It's amazing
Because I know that I bought myself like two or three days
Where I can really do whatever I want
and not have to check in with you or whatever

[Billy]
Free as a bird

[Adam]
And I've liked alot of girls in my life baby
But you
You are definitely another one of em

[Billy]
You're lumped right in

[Adam]
Thats why I wrote this song for you baby
This ain't a love song
This is a like song

[Billy]
I like you

[Adam]
I'm here to pledge my like to you

[Billy]
I like you

[Adam]
If I get two tickets to the game
I'm probably going to bring Billy

[Billy]
Sweet

[Adam]
Because he has a better understanding of the sport
You understand
It makes it a little bit more fun
Maybe I'll bring you back a hat
I'll probably just end up keeping the hat, actually
I really love hats

[Billy]
He loves hats

[Adam]
I really only like you

[Billy]
He prefers hats

[Adam]
When we're with my friends
I don't introduce you as my friend or my girlfriend baby

[Billy]
Who are you?

[Adam]
Because we don't need labels
We defy labels
Plus I know that that locks me in
And I'm not really ready for that
You know what I mean?
I really only like you

[Billy]
He likes you

[Adam]
I have little to no understanding of your family life
You may or may not have told me about your family before
I wasn't really listening
Just to be safe I'm going to tell you that they sound great
You know, uh
Your brother, he's great
Your uncles and family and uh, great
Everything is great
You don't have a brother?
Great
I really like you
And I like your uncle

[Billy]
Your family seems great

[Adam]
I like you more than some things
And less than some things

[Billy]
Average

[Adam]
Like, when it comes to pro wrestling
I like you more than UFC
But I like you less than Bam Bam Bigelow

[Billy]
UFC is too violent

[Adam]
Bike rides
Equal I would say
I guess it sort of depends on the weather
And the general conditions of the ride

[Billy]
Conditions

[Adam]
...Whether or not it's a twelve speed
Or an eighteen speed
I like you, Let's call it more than a twelve speed
But probably a little bit less than an eighteen speed bike baby
And hats?
Well
I think I've already made my feelings clear about hats

Discography

Not Ready to Die EP
stream some tracks here - http://bln.kr/-BillyandAdam/