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Ribbons and Bows
By David J. Valls
6612 Charwood Road NW
Albuquerque, NM 87114
505-507-1902
david.valls@yahoo.com
Got married too early
Got married too fast
Thought for sure
This love would last
After a few months
The paint began to peel
Now I see this love aint real
Maxed out cards, expensive clothes
Worn out lies, diamonds and gold
You watch soap operas all day
You used to have a job
But lost it along the way
You lay on the couch like a log
You made me cry
When you backed over my dog
Out with the girls
Drinking all night
Come home, quick shower
Something aint right
So mister, youre looking at my wife
You need a girl to put a smile in your life
Well hold on, and just wait a minute
While I get my truck and load her in it
Shell be the prettiest thing
Lord only knows
Ill deliver her to you
Wrapped up in ribbons and bows
Ribbons and bows
Hair done just right
Shell be the prettiest thing in sight
Tight fitting clothes
Perfume and shine
Ribbons and bows
Now shes yours, not mine
Hey buddy, youre looking for a girl
With sweet perfume and lots of curls
Well hold on, youre in luck
Shes sleeping in the bed of my truck
Heres some gas money
Maybe take her to Hackensack
Just take her far away
Cause she keeps coming back
Shell be the prettiest thing
Lord only knows
Ill deliver to you
Wrapped up in ribbons and bows
Ribbons and bows
Hair done just right
Shell be the prettiest thing in sight
Tight fitting clothes
Perfume and shine
Ribbons and bows
Now shes yours, not mine
Out with the girls
Drinking all night
Cant cook worth a damn
Burned everything in sight
Easy on the eyes
A nice roll in the hay
Youll play for now
But some day youre gonna pay
She comes with a two day
Satisfaction guarantee
You pay the divorce fees
No returns, if you please
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Feeling a bit camera shy
Bio
I am a song writer, bass player, motocross racer, federal investigator, inventor and entrepreneur. I love to write songs about relationships. I enjoy writing funny songs, sad songs and songs about real life.
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