SoWh@t

SoWh@t

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We've got a new sound we call TGD....Techno Grunge Disco

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Lyrics

I'm Tryin' to be a Jetson

Written By: Zubonzo

I'm tryin' to be a Jetson
and live their life of leisure.
But I got the latest upgrade
and IT'S GIVIN' ME A SEIZURE!
Twice as much in half the time
I should be out relaxing
but my heartrate keeps increasing from ALL THIS MULTI-TASKING

I wanna be a Jetson
and compute without confusion
but the the learning curve's so twisted
Always lookin' for solutions
The online manual's printed
but IT ISN'T UP TO DATE!
I'm goin' broke refillin' ink
and buyin' paper by the crate

Computerize, dehumanize
phone in your face
Tech is takin' over
Gotta save the human race.
Find the plug
and give it a tug
and stop this endless chase
The eggheads didn't realize
that we might lose our place.

I wanna be a Jetson
and fly to work thru space
'cuz gridlock's got me edgy.
I GOT RAGE ON MY FACE.
My motor's burnin' fuel
that's now short in supply
while the POLAR ICE IS MELTING
FROM the carbon IN THE SKY!

Nuthin' seems to work right
like the Jetsons said it would.
I'M A SLAVE TO MY COMPUTER.
LIFE'S NOT GOIN' LIKE IT SHOULD.
I got carpal tunnel syndrome
and a virus in the mail.
MY IDENTITY's BEEN STOLEN.
and I may end up in jail!
WHATT!!

Come on now Mr. Jetson
I wish I had yer knowledge.
Put it in a time machine
and beam it to a college.
There it could be studied
and Mankind could prevail.
Seamless Flawless Automation
The Digital Holy Grail.