SPiT LiKE THiS

SPiT LiKE THiS

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SPiT LiKE THiS is a band that constantly sticks it's neck out, willing to push the boundaries of decency, expectation and good taste, always on the quest to surpass themselves, and others... Imagine a cross between The Rocky Horror Show, Alice Cooper, Rob Zombie, Motley Crue & Metallica!

Biography

SPiT LiKE THiS was formed in the dying hours of 2002 by Lord ZiON and ViKKi SPiT who discovered that their notion on what made the perfect band was identical. Excitedly, they realized that the nucleus of this perfect band had now become one and the Big Bang occured shortly thereafter. Choosing the name followed, in honour of the spitting contest they had enjoyed on that fateful night. Then followed 8 months of hell.

No money. No help. No home. Against all odds they struggled against this adversity and, through the sale of Vikki's used panties on eBay, they managed to scrape enough cash together to fund their first EP, "The Pop Shot!". They also created an offensive range of t-shirts, designed to bring in the cash - along with raising their notorious profile - under the guise Smell Your Mum.

Soon things began to take off. CD's were selling. T-shirts were selling. The press was calling. Every review stated how much this duo shined so they decided to press on and record CD number 2, "Anarchy For Two", which charted their lives from launch up until that point.

"Anarchy For Two" was released to rave reviews. It was around this time that they first garnered the interest of a Record Company. However, they knew that things would not be complete until SPiT LiKE THiS was complete. And so, the search began.

In order to make this "perfect band" a reality, there were certain characteristics needed from potential members. Hunger. Tenacity. Ambition. Drive. Bravery. Determination. As with all things that were meant to be, finding the perfect members was not the difficult task they thought it would be. In fact, the complete line-up was determined within 2 weeks! SPiT LiKE THiS was now a fully formed animal. Let the games begin...

Within 2 months, they performed live together for the first time. Intense rehearsals meant that their debut, at the Metro, London, went down a storm. And so followed gig after gig, rehearsal after rehearsal. To-date, SPiT LiKE THiS have supported such bandz as Wednesday 13, LA Guns, The Damned, Fozzy, Trashlight Vision, The Ga Gas, Rachel Stamp and Crash Kelly in venues all around the country. They also recorded their first EP as a band, "Dragged Kicking & Screaming".

Their live shows go from strength to strength. SPiT LiKE THiS 2006 is one of the most outrageous, debauched, talked-about events on the circuit. This is why they were voted The Trashiest Band In The UK in October 2004 - in fact, SPiT LiKE THiS won easily. To be frank, it was a foregone conclusion.

December 2004, readers of KERRANG! magazine voted SPiT LiKE THiS # 8 in the Best Unsigned Band category of the Reader's Poll. This was without any prompting or promoting on SLT's behalf but, what do you expect? SLT do not immitate, they INNOVATE, so it is little wonder that the jaded masses are getting turned on by them.

In May 2005, they released their debut fully distributed EP, "Sleaze Sells...But Who's Buying?". This EP shot to Number 1 on Amazon and Number 8 in the Rock Charts. Things were certainly looking up!

The end of 2005 / beginning of 2006 saw SPiT LiKE THiS blitz the media featuring on the cover - plus 6 pages - of Skin Deep Tattoo Magazine. They also featured in the immensley popular Bizarre Magazine along with Total Guitar, Powerplay, Organ, Kaleidoscope, Devolution, Bubblegum Slut plus numerous appearances in Italian rock magazine, Flash. They were even mentioned on the UK's longest running soap opera, Coronation Street!

March 2006 saw the release (with full UK distribution) of "SCARY TALES: The Collection" - an album full of everything they had recorded to-date. 21 tracks and over 77 minutes offering total Bang For Your Buck! It is this album they are currently promoting with gigs, promo nites and personal appearances around the country.

The second half of 2006 sees the band writing and rehearsing material for their debut Studio album. The Producer has been chosen; the studio has been chosen and recordings should start in September..

SPiT LiKE THiS intend on taking over the world. Don't believe me? Well, their infamous websites (spitlikethis.com / smellyourmum.com) have surpassed 7 million hitz in just two years; their e-mailing list now boasts over 13,000 members; they have a team of over 2,500 willing "STREET SLuTz" that are helping to spread their disease and their signwritten Daimler Hearse, The Boner, has entered rock 'n' roll folklore.

SPiT LiKE THiS. Accept No Substitute.

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SPiT LiKE THiS HiGHLiGHTS

Television:
Coronation Street (Dec 05)
OrgTV (September 06)
Redemption (TBC 06)
Hollywood TV (TBC 06)
Video shown on cable channels worldwide

Magazines:
Skin Deep Tattoo Mag (Cover + 6 Pages / Nov 05)
Flash Magazine (Italy / Nov 05)
Kaleidoscope (2 Pages + Review / Nov 05)
Bizarre (Interview / Dec 05)
Juice (Band Of The Month / Dec 05)
Total Guitar (Interview / Jan 06)
PowerPlay (Interview / Feb 06)
Flash Magazine (Italy / Interview /

Lyrics

Dead Girl Walking

Written By: lyrics by Lord Zion

I watch your wiggle walk down the street
The way your heels dress up your feet
I picture myself getting down low
Coz there is only one way to go

You got the rhythm that I need
Does that make you feel good?
Make you feel good?
You got the grind when you're doing the deed…

Your face is pale like you rose from the grave
I bet you don't know how to behave
Vacant eyes assume the disguise
But there's something in you that I recognise

You got the potion that I need
Does that make you feel good?
Make you feel good?
You got the mind to do some misdeeds…

CHORUS
Dead Girl Walking to my bed
Dead Girl Walking away with my head
I'm infatuated and that ain't no lie
I want my Dead Girl Walking 'til the day that I die

Dead Girl Walking
Dead Girl Walking
Dead Girl Walking
Dead Girl Walking

CHORUS
Dead Girl Walking to my bed
Dead Girl Walking away with my head
I'm infatuated and that ain't no lie
I want my Dead Girl Walking 'til the day that I die

The Heart Thief

Written By: lyrics by Lord Zion

Some say you will
Some say you won't
Some say you might
Some say you don't

Well I don't believe
What everybody said
You've stolen my heart
And you've got in my head

Loving is easy, if you do it right?
A common place misconception - love bites!
Loving is hard, you best believe what I say
So if Cupid aims to shoot his arrow, get away!

Is it my imagination?
Oh no!
I am just an irritation?
Oh no!
Heart Thief

Some say you're mad
Some say you're sane
Some say you're Einstein
Some say Kurt Cobain

Well I don't believe
You have a bullet for your head
E=MC2
And willing to spread

Loving is easy, if you do it right?
A common place misconception - love bites!
Loving is hard, you best believe what I say
So if Cupid aims to shoot his arrow, get away!

Is it my imagination?
Oh no!
I am just an irritation?
Oh no!
Heart Thief - wow - Heart Thief

Loving is easy, if you do it right?
A common place misconception - love bites!
Loving is hard, you best believe what I say
So if Cupid aims to shoot his arrow, get away!

Is it my imagination?
Oh no!
I am just an irritation?
Oh no!

I can't believe what she did to me, man
It just seems so unfair!
It seems to me whenever you find a cool chick
She turns out to be a maneater…

Some say you tease
Some say you won't
Some say you please
Well I say you don't

You're just a Heart Thief
Let it be said
And, at the end of the day
I want you dead.

Sex, Drugs & Heavy Metal

Written By: lyrics by Lord Zion

Yeah, turn up the level!

Now just give me a chance and I might even lie to you
(To get off the hook)
I think you should stick your lawz up your ass I'm gonna
(Do what I want)
You can say what you like about me just say it to my face
(Not behind my back)
Coz I'm pretty unstable and I don't know how I'll react
(And that'z a fact, Jack)

You can be somebody if you want to
So if you've got a problem come on down

I
I do what I want
I do what I want to you

CHORUS
Sex drugz and heavy metal'z all I ever needed
Yeah turn up the level!
Sex, drugz and rock
Is what I breathe
You better believe it

Now if you come up to me and say I'll kick your mutherfuckin' ass!
(You better be ready)
Coz I got friendz in high placez that don't like that kinda thing
(If you know what I mean)
You say I got long hair but why doez that matter?
(You tell me)
I'll tell you why, you're jealous, you ass-licker
(Why don't you fuck off?)
Just fuck off!

You can be somebody if you want to
So if you've got a problem come on d-d-down (sing it sing it)

I
I do what I want
I do what I want to you

CHORUS
Sex drugz and heavy metal'z all I ever needed
Yeah turn up the level!
Sex, drugz and rock
Is what I breathe
You better believe it
Sex drugz and heavy metal'z all I ever needed
Yeah turn up the level!
Sex, drugz and rock
Is what I breathe
You better believe it
You better believe it

SOLO

Sex drugz and heavy metal'z all I ever needed
Yeah turn up the level!
Sex, drugz and rock
Is what I breathe
You better believe it
Sex drugz and heavy metal'z all I ever needed
Yeah turn up the level!
Sex, drugz and rock
Is what I breathe
You better believe it (oh baby)
You better believe it (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
You better believe it (huh!)

Discography

"The Pop Shot!" EP (2002, Megabucks Music)
"Anarchy For Two" EP (2003, Megabucks Music)
"Dragged Kicking & Screaming" EP (2004, Megabucks Music / Re-released 2005 with distribution via Proper)
"Sleaze Sells...But Who's Buying?" EP (2005, BUT! Records / Megabucks Music / Distribution via Proper)
"SCARY TALES: The Collection" Album (2006, BUT! Records / Megabucks Music / Distribution via Proper)

Set List

COMiNG AFTER YOU
DRAGGED KiCKiNG & SCREAMiNG
REBEL LOVER
TRUST YOUR INSTiNCTS
HEART THiEF
SEX DRUGS & HEAVY METAL
DEAD GiRL WALKiNG
OBSCENE (BUT NOT HEARD)
TEEN ANGEL
DOWN ON YOU
YOUNG DUMB & FULL OF FUN
SWEET TRANSVESTiTE (Cover)
TOP OF THE WORLD
NOT DEAD YET

This is out typical set. We only do 1 cover (from The Rocky Horror Show, no less...). Can play from 30 minutes to 60 minutes.