The Stereotypical Juice

The Stereotypical Juice

 North Palm Beach, Florida, USA
BandAlternativeJam

We avoid cliche, and we wish you peace and success.

Biography

Fishman's off-beat lyrical assertions sit on top of Von Lehmden's inventive melodic guitar cues with Doane's jazzy drumming to create modern garage rock with classic psychedelic sounds and a jam-band inclination.

The group began recording a full-length album June of 2010 and is set to release it early summer of late spring of 2011.

They like to wakeboard and longboard and keep it real.

http://soundcloud.com/stereojuice/sets/listen

Lyrics

Phlake

Written By: Fishman // Vonlehmden

He's made about as much love as anyone can make
And as a result, he has become a flake
Forgetting the friends that he knew yesterday
She's his black and his white, we are just his grey

I'm not gonna tell him how to live
Oh, he's after something I a male won't give
Try to make some plans, but they don't come through
There's a very special someone that he has to do

The only time I ever see my friends is
When their girlfriends are out of town
The only time I ever see my friends is
When their girlfriends are out of town

She goes away, oh and waddya know
Yes he comes back to join the regular flow
Sees the people he knows from long ago
Is this the same guy that we all know? -- No

He's in a room with us, but he's SMS-ing her
We're his history class's Aaron Burr
He doesn't remember who we are
He's a zombie, in our company from afar

The only time I get my friends attention
Is when their girlfriends' phones are broken
The only time I get my friends attention
Is when their girlfriends' phones are broken

(Instrumental break)

The only time I ever see my friends is
When their girlfriends are out of town
The only time I ever see my friends is
When their girlfriends are out of town

The only time I ever see Phil is
When Kelsey is out of town
The only time I ever see Tanner is
When Brook is out of town
And the only time I ever see Tory is
When Parker is out of town
I'm sure it would be true again and again
But I don't have that many friends, yeah

The Monitor Song

Written By: Fishman // Vonlehmden

They say in life that size doesn't matter; that's just a dirty lie
You'll be amazed what your computer can do when your resolution is high
My baby was born with one lonely screen and I thought I had it good
I didn't know that I was only doing half of what my computer could
So I went down to the local bizarre and -- you know I traded my horse for the best
Monitor a horse could buy, it came with the cords of course

I got myself a new monitor baby, I'm a, double monitor man
The stuff you say that your computer can't do, well baby that's the stuff mine can
And now I know I'll never go back cause I'm amazed at all I can see
Get yourself another monitor, girl, and you can be, just like me

I gave my baby so much new life, yes I feel just like a mother
I got my, important stuff on one screen, the less important on the other
Or I -- get to be creative, you know design my own workflow,
I've got my Adobe Illustrator next to my Final Cut Pro
My new LCD friend is my own brand of ecstasy
My life could not get any sweeter, unless I had three

So-- I got myself a third monitor, baby, I'm a, triple monitor man
The stuff you say that your computer can't do, well baby, mine really can
And now ya know I'll never go back cause I'm amazed at all I can see
Get yourself two more monitors, girl, and you can be, just like me

My triple monitor set-up's got me, the talk of the town
I've gotten full scholarships from Harvard, Dartmouth, Princeton, Yale, and Brown
Scientists around the world want to know about my efficiency
There's only one thing I tell them: It's all about monitor multiplicity, yeah

Living this fast life has its -- highs and its lows
I haven't -- left my house in weeks
And -- I guess it shows
I never want to leave my baby, I know she wants to be with me
We're gonna -- run away to a nice quiet spot with some electricity, yeah

My baby and I, we're running away, oh -- Catch us if you can
She's my triple monitor girl, I'm her -- very lucky man
And now ya know I'll never go back cause I'm amazed at all I can see
Get yourself two more monitors, girl, and you can be, just like me

Jack Sandwich

Written By: Fishman // Vonlehmden

We were similar guys from not so different creeds
When we both started doing our dirty deeds
We wanted to be the Jews who ran Hollywood
We saw the films they made, we said --
We could, do it better, no hesitation
We were just after some extra inspiration
No second chance, yeah, they took him away
If they would tell us his number we would call and say

We don't know where you are Jack
But in any case we still want you back
Not where you are now where you're gonna find
They'll turn you into a piece of their collective mind

Bryan knew Jack since the fourth grade
They both loved to dribble like their boy D-Wade
And Danny -- didn't know him that well
But, oh, they'd get along, you just can tell
Everyone knew that Jack is the man
We'll get you out of this prison --
And even the whole entire Bama crew
Would skip a party just to save you

Cause we don't know if you're the same old Jack
But wherever you are we still want you back
Not where you are now where you're gonna find
They'll turn you into a piece of their collective mind
We don't know if you're the same old Jack
But wherever you are we still want you back
Not where you are now where you're gonna find
They'll turn you into a piece of their collective mind

Yeah Jack
Remember that time we saw the movie Zack and Miri Make A Porno?
That was good, a good movie
The same day you showed me the game Dactyl, on my iPhone
Which I still play a lot, so thanks man
And dude that carwash by school has never been the same since,
Since you left, to go wherever you went, so--- come back

We don't know if you're the same old Jack
But wherever you are we still want you back
Not where you are now where you're gonna find
They'll turn you into a -- cop

Spongebob

Written By: Fishman // Vonlehmden

Why is the world dancing by itself
When it should be here dancing with me
You know like back in the glory days
When I was stuck on Spongebob on my TV

18 years and they're going fast
And I've learned I'm about as selfish as can be
If your profits were going to stop world hunger
I would still prefer your product for free

But why is the world dancing by itself
When it used to dance so close to me
People pushing, pulling me their way
If I were they I would just let me be

When did life become to real to facilitate my
Wake, wake, bake, skate, bake
Wakeup, wakeboard, bake up, skateboard, bake, and then go back to sleep
The wake, wake, bake, skate, back
Wakeup, wakeboard, bake up, skateboard, bake, and then go back to sleep

Why is the world dancing by itself
When it should be here dancing with me
You know like back in the glory days
When I was stuck on Spongebob on my TV

And that's the thing about the things they say about life
They're not true until they happen to me
They say we all grow up, we all get old and die
Am I the one exception we've yet to see

Gonna skip a day of life and get back to the
Wake, wake, bake, skate, bake
Wakeup, wakeboard, bake up, skateboard, bake, and then go back to sleep
The wake, wake, bake, skate, bake
Wakeup, wakeboard, bake up, skateboard, bake, and then go back to sleep

Spongebob and Patrick
Spongebob and Patrick
Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs
Bombs, from the bomb factory

Take me to Bikini Bottom
That's clearly the greatest place a guy can be
Since when do I live in this house above water
I prefer my pineapple under the sea

Gold Soundz --> Franklin's Tower

Written By: Pavement // The Grateful Dead

Go back to those gold sounds
And keep my advent to yourself
Because it's nothing I don't like
Is it a crisis or a boring change
When it's central, so essential,
It has a nice ring when you laugh
At the low life opinions
And they're coming to the chorus now

I keep my address to yourself 'cause we need secrets
We need secrets -crets -crets -crets -crets -crets back right now

Because I never wanna make you feel
That you're social
Never ignorant soul
Believe in what you wanna do
And do you think that is a major flaw
When they rise up in the falling rain
And if you stay around with your knuckles ground down
The trial's over, weapon's found

Keep my address to myself because it's secret
'Cause it's secret -cret -cret -cret -cret -cret -cret -cret -cret -cret -cret -cret -cret -cret back right now

--------->

In another times forgotten space
Your eyes looked from your mother's face
Wallflower seed on the sand and stone
May the four winds blow you safely home.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew

I'll tell you where the four winds dwell
In Franklin's tower there hangs a bell
It can ring, turn night to day
It can ring like fire when you loose your way.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew

God save the child that rings that bell
It may have one good ring, baby, you can't tell
One watch by night, one watch by day
If you get confused listen to the music play.

--------->

So drunk in the August sun
And you're the kind of girl I like
Because you're empty and I'm empty
And you can never quarantine the past
Did you remember in December
That I won't eat you when I'm gone
And if I go there, I won't stay there
Because I'm sitting here too long

I've been sitting here too long
And I've been wasted
Advocating that word for the last word
Last words come up all you've got to waste

Set List

We jam out and mix it up, but here's what you'd call a solid Jews set.

* Writing Some Script
* Spongebob
* Rainbow Sky --> Phlake
* Gold Soundz --> Franklin's Tower (Pavement // Grateful Dead cover)
* Backwards Down the Numberline --> Earth Angel (Phish // The Penguins cover)
* Jack Sandwich
* The Crunch
* Bohemian Girl
* Floating Vibes --> Swim --> Anchorage (Surfer Blood medley)

Encore: The Monitor Song