Music
The best kept secret in music
Press
This band has no press
Discography
Check for the Black Beauties debut album "Catch A Beat" at Full Breach Kicks records
Photos
Feeling a bit camera shy
Bio
That's right folks it's The Black Beauties, a collective of idiots who stumbled out the Eighties with a couple early Police singles and a hard-on for Terri Nunn. They kicked Blondie in the balls, borrowed a couple of the same punky riffs as every other band in your record collection and repackaged it for your consumption just the way you like it.
We'd love to bolster their street-cred with tales of incarceration and deportation but the truth is they spend mucho hours in the mall arcade trading quarters for peaks up school girl skirts and playing Robotron. So slip on your tight jeans, comb your bangs down low and get in on this rock n' roll fad before it dries up and you're left with nothing but a bag of shitty coke, a shelf full of records that all sound like the Saints and something sticky in your mouth
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