The B Movie Monsters

The B Movie Monsters

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Evil! A Masterpiece of all things Horror Punk! We describe the Vibe you get when you watch your favorite Horror Film!

Biography

THE B MOVIE MONSTERS

"perhaps we had better start from the begining..."

It all started in a small town in Indiana, where Van Heller and Dr. Hyde first met. Drawn together by a mutual love for Horror films and punk rock, they started what is now The B Movie Monsters. Clive Gein and Nicodemus were the natural choice for a rhthym section, both very talented and frightening. They had a common goal to have the music revolve around Horror films and things of the undead nature. Not an original premise by far, they knew they needed an element that would set them apart from misfit wannabes. They knew that their bizzare stage antics would never be enough, they needed something more, something sellable. Enter Ichabod, the bands videographer. Ichabod had an extensive knowledge of tech equipment and the undead, the perfect fit! Adding samples and keyboards live was exactly what they needed to set themselves apart from other bands in this genre.

From word of mouth and success of the internet, The B Movie Monsters are steadily gaining fans from all over the world and playing shows in many surrounding states. Achieving all of their previous goals, they now know it is time to make new ones... world domination?

From the Theater to the Grave!
The B Movie Monsters

Lyrics

Salems Lot

Written By: Van Heller

salem's lot words and music: van heller

in this town an evil rises, vampires in dark disguises

searching for another victim, alone and scared is how they pick them

when night comes you best beware of mr. barlow's undead stare

it's hard to keep the undead down but easy to be scared in salem's lot

welcome to salem's lot 4x

you're safe at dawn but if they find you, undead eyes will hypnotize you

sharpened stakes and holy water will not help your son or daughter

when night comes you best beware of mr. barlow's undead stare

it's hard to keep the undead down but easy to be scared in salem's lot

welcome to salem's lot 8x

Return of the Living Dead

Written By: Van Heller

return of the living dead words and music: van heller

your words echo in my mind behind my undead eyes

i will rise, the living dead and your world turns to cries

smell your sweet flesh from beneath the ground

i will leave you in this lost and found

there's nowhere to run and hide, i just want inside your mind

join my side become the living dead

search this town for blood and brains and flesh

we don't know why

so come join the living dead and let your body die

smell your sweet flesh fronm beneath the ground

i will leave you in this lost and found

there's nowhere to run and hide i just want inside your mind

join my side become the living dead

Zombie a Go Go

Written By: Van Heller and Clive Gein

words and music by clive gein and van heller

the walking dead are all through the streets
they will devour whoever they meet
they need our brains to eat and survive
they're going to cause mass genicide

(go go) zombie a go go

slow and sluggish they stumble around
cornering people all over town
we scream and hide we run for our lives
the zombie nation has come to rise

(go go) zombie a go go

the undead faces of friends from your past
you must destroy them or you won't last
they're coming for you to feast on your brains
but when you kill them it drives you insane

(go go) zombie a go go

House on Haunted Hill

Written By: Van Heller

words and music by van heller

come with me inside the house insanity built
floor by floor you feel the scorn outweighed by guilt
your room calls these padded walls can feel my pain
walk with me inside these halls and go insane

10/31

Written By: Van Heller

words and music by van heller

trails of candy leading to your door
the razorblade in the apple's core
painted faces overflowing bags
ghouls and ghosts and bewitching hags
october breeze blowing through the trees
the full moon shines on the fallen leaves
crawling skin and a twist of cain
dancing demons on lover's lane

10/31

Hollywood Vampires

Written By: Van Heller

words and music by van heller

we make the life seem so attractive cursed to walk the night
daylight comes and we're not active sarifice the light
nightime comes and we must feed time to search the strip
playing games until you bleed taste you on our lips

chorus:

hollywood vampires beneath the cold street lights
creeping stalkers, undead monsters cruise the strip tonight
hypnotize, mesmerize, fantasize, socialize, taing lives
creating the undead

Gypsy Hill

Written By: Van Heller

words and music by van heller

descending leaves gather in the street
kicked aside by the children's feet
the pumpkins candle melts away
not just another autumn's day
the children's souls stirring in the breeze
comes alive with the burning leaves
the sadness that the parents feel
cuz of blood spilled on this tainted hill

chorus:

100 years ago this day
the children were all stole away
as the night air stood so still
they slayed them all on gypsy hill

The Bates Motel

Written By: Van Heller

words and music by van heller

just one place off of the highway with a vacancy
leave your luggage in the doorway so mother can see
i'll bring dinner to the office if you're hungry
we can talk about my mother and of my hobbies

chorus:

won't you come inside but please don't tell
see my home and little slice of hell
taxidermy suits my mother well
just one vacancy in the bate's motel

i can tell i made you nervous you've gone back to your room
i can hear you in the shower i watch you as you groom
it's not wise to upset mother now look what she's done
i sink your car down in the water i've lost another one

repeat chorus

My Life Exhumed

Written By: Van Heller

words and music by van heller

digging up the graveyard tonight
i take the time to ponder life and celebrate the dear departed
maybe all thes doctors are right
i've heard their views i've paid my dues why not indulge in what i've started

hallucinations of a deranged mind 4x

robbing graves to me is not obscene
i feel fine i've crossed a line i realize i can't go back now
try this once and you'll see what i mean
bring your friends it's not the end let's turn them on to this dark lifestyle

hallucinations of a deranged mind

...this is my life

The Earth Died Screaming

Written By: Dr Hyde and Van Heller

i wanna watch the world fall apart
apocolypse is set to start
society dead will decay
we live to burn another day

society is struck with fear
the future seems so unclear
mother earth has come undone
chaos is so much fun

Discography

EP Album recorded in 2008 by Tim Bushong in Syracuse, IN "Some things are better left Undead"

LP Album Recorded March 21 2009 in Syracuse, IN by Tim Bushong "From the theater to the Grave"

Set List

MICHAEL
HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL
HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES
SALEMS LOT
I WAS A TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN
GYPSY HILL
ZOMBIE A GO GO
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
10/31
MY LIFE EXHUMED
CORPSE BRIDET
THE DEAD WALK
THE BATES MOTEL
THE EARTH DIED SCREAMING

We normally only get a 30 minute time slot but are wanting to play longer. We could easily fill a 45 minute to 1 hour time slot!