The Bostic Family Tent Revival Band

One sunny winter day, the ukulele ladies were rollin down the road screamin along to little red corvette when we spotted three madmen thrashing, kicking and generally doing battle with nothing but the air in an empty cornfield. In that moment, the sun shining down on their long glossy hair, we thought, what complete assholes. Nonetheless, we are easily entertained ladies so we instigated an introduction. The flailing warriors explained that they were doing battle with a particularly nasty breed of invisible red dragons. The ukulele ladies graciously ignored this lapse of coherence and invited the madmen to cruise on down the road singing purple rain until the end of time. Five years later, Joe and Maggie were married, and the other two ukulele ladies as well as the two flailing madmen were revealed to be his long lost siblings.