The Bryant Janes
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The Bryant Janes

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Bryant Janes 4-track Demo 1C-2.


Feeling a bit camera shy


everybody writes about the hearts of humans. we agree that these are interesting, and we sing about them sometimes. but we also ask, what about the hearts of robots, giant squid, zombies, and household appliances? what would it feel like to be replaced by a solid-state machine that was superior to you in every way? what might it be like to wake up dead and hungry, or to find yourself floating up from the darkest part of the ocean into the light?

we have been influenced by a zillion bands including elf power, dieselhed, mecca normal, los halos, yo la tengo, archers of loaf, and electrelane. pete used to play in creedle, skinbus, and the elegant bachelors in san diego. alexa and nat played in the homewreckers in san francisco. we feel strongly that our job is to rock a tight set as hard as we can and then get off the stage.

also, we're sexy.

*don't trust anyone over .03 kiloyears
*alternate universe, schmalternate universe
*life ain't nothing but switches and nodes